Quick question: are the Mets the only sports team with two mascots that canonically fuck?

First Applebees, now cocaine. What will they ruin next?

Coal does not lead right now so that would mean a total collapse of all alternative energy methods? Coal only makes up about 16% of current power generation in the US. It’s less than nuclear which has basically been on life support for decades. MAGA Bozo.

Microsoft, famous for giving customers what they want.

There’s an obvious joke here and I can’t bring myself to type it.

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Wormin’ weather.

Ivanka’s meat slide.

New CEO core to Apple business.

If you love why you do…

Airport bars are on their own time zone.

Apple - good by itself, bad with a hotdog.
Onion - bad by itself, good with a hotdog.
Now I just have to see where Tim Apple and Tim Onion stand on hotdogs to complete the set. I know where my money is at.

“If we add more bus routes to the suburbs, we’ll get more killer clowns in the suburbs” is just discrimination.

Leaning on Grimes to post on LinkedIn seems like an inflection point.

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a basketball player with the number 5 on his jersey is asking where you at ALT: a basketball player with the number 5 on his jersey is asking where you at

Just saw a car with the license plate BYA2MIN. 😆 #wolvesback

a white dog is jumping in the air in a bedroom . ALT: a white dog is jumping in the air in a bedroom .

What does this meme mean?

a cartoon of spongebob brushing his teeth with the words " wanna see me do it again " ALT: a cartoon of spongebob brushing his teeth with the words " wanna see me do it again "

The same browser later:

Bill Ackman using this as proof that New York is a socialist hell hole.

Love a dark mild. Cheers! 🍻

Oh yeah, what’s so gr… oh yeah. That’s pretty great.

The hero kind, (literally just give me a big long sandwich.)

A long walk and a fresh Paulaner sounds amazing. Cheers! 🍻

I’m so sorry Alice.

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!!!