A beautiful three act story

Cullen once said, “when a guy is clean shaven he looks like he brings flowers to a strip club.” I think about that often.

Cullen is a freak weirdo joke machine who stopped drooling over his sticky keyboard, assembled a very talented crew of writers, and produced one of the funniest show out there. I'm proud to be a small part of it (I voice a a few oddities here and there.) I can't wait to see the finished product.

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No. We offered it as a charity fundraiser for nchv.org back in November 2024. We promoted the hell out of it back then. Maybe we’ll sell it again as an option this Nov when we put another charity fundraiser show out. Offering it year-round is logistically impossible for us.

His civil war knowledge will come in handy.

The Vatican is cool with him doing that?

I am. I have no control over it, unless I pay one of the richest companies in the history of humanity $100 a year, get an imdbpro account and change it. Feels like a predatory tax on creative people to me. I don’t know anyone who has ever been hired for anything based on an imdb profile.

Old comic of mine.

Havent done it. We wont be covering it in 2025, but we will at some point.

@stevenedesouza.bsky.social any chance you could share some stories about the making of K-9000?

There isn’t a movie actor who would shock me by agreeing to do a podcast or a bank commercial. We’re a long way from Jack Nicholson refusing to do televised interviews.

The ouroboros line hits hard.

Enjoying the hell out of the coldest summer well have for the rest of our lives! 😛🤙🏻

Robots call me everyday from phone numbers nearly identical to mine. They think maybe I’ll look quickly, see my number, and assume it’s me calling myself. I pick up every time. Sometimes the robot calling me speaks Mandarin, but usually it’s silent. It’s never been me, not even once.

Keep in mind, at this new social media platform embryonic stage, you may lose a job in 10 years for something you write today.

When businesses allow me to use their restroom without purchasing anything I lose my mind in excitement, urinating and defecating everywhere.

I remember seeing Raiders for the first time thinking, yeah that guy will retire at 80 in a Lower East Side tenement.

Bluesky seems like the perfect venue for me to tell my romantic Graboid erotica stories.