When you get your John Dutton at Dollar General.

Obviously I will reinstate the draft, sending soldiers as young as 4 years old overseas to invade countries and seize the raw materials needed to manufacture more glowing cubes. Vote for me.

At first glance you would suspect this writer is having a stroke.

If God is real, he needs to beg for my forgiveness.

Art by @claybennett.bsky.social

Post an image from a game you played as a teenager.

a man is hugging a little girl who is holding a teddy bear in front of a wooden door . ALT: a man is hugging a little girl who is holding a teddy bear in front of a wooden door .

Much like this.

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I’m happy that you’re writing.

Gaza has the highest number of child amputees per capita in the world

ISRAEL DID THAT!
UNITED STATES DID THAT!

Fact is often stranger than fiction.

CAPITALISM IS VIOLENCE

That’s not all he does alone.

Then what’s up with the mustache?

Who? Yes, him.

Poetry for our time.

Stupid fecker

Have you heard? Kristi Noem is getting a statue

My daughter would beat the crap out of Steve for suggesting this.

I think someone put diesel in gas powered BlueSky this morning.