I for one support this. I believe every God fearing Republican voter should unilaterally reject ALL forms of modern secular medicine. Vaccines, antibiotics, chemotherapy, insulin…ALL of it. Stand up for freedom! The Good Lord is the only doctor you need!

Right?

[Anything impossibly unfortunate happens to any NHL team in the playoffs causing their fan bases to reach levels of sadness and frustration they’ve never felt before]

Leaf fans: “That happened to us in ‘92, ‘99, ‘02, ‘13, ‘17, twice in ‘18, ‘21 and ‘23”

yup - Bruins will always be evil

Oh for sure

It's kinda wild that the Leafs franchise has managed to dilute my fandom to the level where I find myself now rooting wholeheartedly for the Habs and Sabres these playoffs. I don't even respect the team enough to be petty on their behalf anymore.

Yup that’s what I want - book vacation time to spend 48 hours in a car.

I’ve been to the rock and got screeched on George St. It was amazing but that’s my point. They should do a better job of promoting these amazing places.

Los Blui Yays.

Dude, let’s take this W and bask in it for a few hours!

F*CK TRUDEAU!

EVERYTHING is out east to you lol

Yup. I can literally fly, eat and stay in pretty much any major European city for a week for less than a trip out east.

Yup that's my point - so many amazing places but we suck at self promotion

I get it but after 2 or 4 days of that I’m looking for somewhere to hang myself.

Don’t get me wrong, my wish is that we all boycott US travel but you have to give me better reasons to not go to Bahamas.

We in Canada have to do a better job of promoting domestic tourism. Every ad I see is like “come home to the maritimes” and they show shit like this. Yeah hang on, lemme hurry up and book my $900 flight and $1800 AirBNB to go look at a fucking tree stump or the worlds oldest fiddle.

lol

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You just know the locker room slogan is gonna be just fucking mint next season.

I’m guessing it’s gonna be something like “RETURN TO GLORY” or “FAILURE DOESN’T LIVE HERE”.

I've never lobbied for this but every single Leafs season ticket holder should cancel their renewals. And stop buying jerseys. And stop watching. Sewer this embarrassment of a media brand cosplaying as a hockey team. We're all fucking idiots.

So we're gonna go from the shitty Burke "truculence era" to the shitty Shanny "pussy era" to the shitty Muskoka 5 lovechild of both those eras. We're so fucked.

BREAKING: 100% of all Trump voters just said they’re sorry and will only vote Democrat from now on! Democracy is winning!

All bullshit aside, this offseason will very clearly tell us whether MLSE is interested in an objective, unobstructed hockey plan or whether they're actually still here to sell jerseys. 2024/25 was the closest this era has ever been to icing a good playoff roster and they were still miles away.

Goddamit.

Impossible to be sure but I’m more terrified of not capitalizing on a potential franchise altering return (see Marner) than holding and *hoping* he rebounds into someone who can drag this team into real contention.

Pros of trading Matthews this offseason:

- Gold medal value bump
- still some term left on current deal
- massive injection of draft/futures capital for rebuild

Cons
- lessens next year's chance of contending for a Stanley Cu-HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA