iPod Classic 6th Generation

Also what a hater ass post it can be weed death of the author fr eat shit canon is what I make of it Gandalf smokes fat dubs with hobbits.

I need a fucking not sexy shock collar but it shocks me when I feel empathy for people who are shitty to me.

My ability to "always see the other side" is making me pathological incapable of STICKING TO MY OWN SIDE OF A FUCKING CONFLICT I'M IN

Literally need therapy to become less empathetic this shit is ruining my life dude

I still have your painting hanging in my hall that I see everyday, so I'm glad your still drawing (I am not sadly)

On one hand I want to respect deep hetero male friendships bc all that jazz but on the other hand matching puka shell necklaces???? matching??? puka shell???? necklaces????

Follow your passions or what have you etc etc

I know a guy who ended up becoming a professional chef because of the tim burton charlie & the chocolate factory movie & i guarantee none of you will be able to guess ok so this movie came out like, 2005ish? & this kid was in his early teens, so 12-14 years old i guess. & he’s watching this movie & there’s the scene where the chewing gum kid, Violet something, is chewing the gum that tastes like a three course meal & the first two tastes are tomato soup & roast beef & that’s all well & good but then it gets to blueberry pie & OOP she’s all swollen up like a ten-foot tall human blueberry. & this kid, being the age he was, had just kinda started puberty & might’ve had a little crush on Violet to start with, so all the feelings & hormones got a lil mixed up while watching that scene & he ended up with a great big inflation kink. So this is a thing for a few more years, he’s cranking his hog to deviantart pictures of big ol balloon ladies & the kink develops (as they sometimes do) into one where he gets off from watching those videos where people eat a ton of food. But then from there he starts to become interested, not in the person eating the food, but the food itself. Pretty soon he’s watching cooking video tutorials & attempting to cook for his family & within a couple years he’s got good. Real good. So good, in fact, that he publishes a modest cookbook at age 17& makes enough money off selling it to buy himself a car. By the time he’s graduated highschool he’s had scholarships & apprenticeship offers from no less that 5 separate cooking schools, three of which were international. He told me all this inbetween throwing up in a bathtub at a party we were both at. I hadn’t actually met him beforehand but id seen him around school a few times (he was a couple years older than me). Last I heard of him, he’s working as the head chef in some big boy restaurant back in my city & has at least one award for something. & that’s how some guy became a professional chef thanks…

okay wait no it was the new willy wonka film but yeah in the spirit of the post here it is

s2g there was some tumblr post that detailed some guy getting an entire inflation kick from this movie that dovetailed into him becoming a chef??? i have to find it one sec ruining my google algo

Deborah Harry and John Waters at Waters' 80th birthday party. check out the poppers cake lol

If there is a rumor a celebrity is gay, I'm believing it, I don't care how stupid, frivolous, and wrong: mattfleck, gaylor, random hockey goalies, if there is even a suggestion breathed by someone I'm game. I don't care how hetero they actually are, you're getting hit by the queer beam now

Any and all celebrity homosexuality rumors in particular that Ben Affleck has been in love with Matt Damon forever.

!!! First off I do this too it's nice to know it not me second tysm 💕 ♥️ 💕
I was so worried I couldn't do a blonde but it's so fun I think I'm keeping this style for a while!!!

I hope I am out doing something when it happens. Like going to a bar or something. Even if I'm not out I will do something but it would be so sick if I was out ALREADY when it did. I think it would be so hype to be hype with strangers like that.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

I had a pretty hard, emotionally draining, and kinda traumatizing weekend but my inability to get out of bed to go to my 8:30 is obviously a personal failing.

Honestly with those films I think it's normal, I didn't feel so pulled either way and Persephone's got like 15 minutes of screen time all together so that wasn't that much either. This is all adult hindsight for me lol.

The third wolf is me and it's just howling over Persephone's custom latex dress and also just Monica Bellucci in general.

Remember to make art with your boner. It doesn't have to be a horny boner, it can be a brain boner or a heart boner. Make art that makes you happy and appeals to your own freakish sensibilities. This is imperative.

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"do you wanna hit this?"

Poster maddess this, bluesky elder that, bullshit. I'm just too lazy to spin up a blog or I'd be way more annoying in long form for no one still.

Ngl love to post a no notes hitter. Social media is for one thing: posting for yourself and only yourself. The socially acceptable version of talking to yourself in the car. Who gives a shit. Not me. And definitely not you.

“You cannot kill me in a way that matters.”

They organized mutual aid in the same place for nearly a decade. Now they're being forced to move. After nearly ten years at Bernie's Coffee Shop on Wilshire and Fairfax, the organizers with LA's Community Solidarity Project have to move—and are asking for the public's help.

NEW, FROM ME: The organizers with Community Solidarity Project, a local LA mutual aid group, organized from their main hub at Bernies Coffee Shop for years. Now, they've been asked to move, and are asking for the public's help. They've set up a online fundraiser and Goodbye Party tomorrow, April 19

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Admittedly I don't think anyone who inherited that mess mid pandemic would have done well but still. I suppose I will never not hate The Democrats™

In a detached way, I'm still pissed that post Trump 1.0 the best we had was Joe Biden. What a crock of shit.