Breaking news: Shocking Autopsy Report Reveals Singer Roberta Flack Murdered by Man's Song

"The stock market is going down faster than Tiffany Trump at a Florida State frat party." — overheard, Drexel Burnham Lambert lobby, 6 seconds ago

You have done the Mashed Potatoes, the Watusi, and the Jerk. This weekend, try doing THE MONKEY.

Looking forward to "The Trump-Kennedy Center Honors Kid Rock, Kevin Sorbo, Lara Trump, Paula Deen, and The My Pillow Guy, hosted by Comedy Legend Victoria Jackson. With a Special Tribute to the Late Joseph Goebbels."

My new movie CATNADO is on dvd. Order at amazon.

Was #HELP the best #BEATLES movie? Or is #AHARDDAYSNIGHT number one?

I first saw #LADYFRANKENSTEIN at Tennessee's #SPARTADRIVE-IN

Originally shown in three panel #CINERAMA. Now restored and on blu ray.

#ROGERCORMAN and #VINCENTPRICE were back in 1964 with #THEHAUNTEDPALACE.

#JOANCRAWFORD unleashed an axe massacre when #StraitJacket opened in 1964

Carved On Halloween 1993, the staff of a historic pioneer village attraction must work together to survive the attack of a monstrous killer pumpkin set on revenge.

Check out Carved on Hulu! www.hulu.com/movie/7f0f85...

#DAVIDLYNCH autograph with drawing

My movie #CATNADO is now on dvd from Wild Eye Releasing. Order it from amazon.com or walmart.com.

Lunch with my #CHAINSAWCHEERLEADERS star JACKEY HALL. Watch Jackey in #BIGFOOTWARS where she stars with #JUDDNELSON from #THEBREAKFASTCLUB.

'The Monkey' Red Band Trailer - A Toy Monkey Brutally Kills Everyone in Stephen King Movie A complete departure from the seriousness of Longlegs last year, director Osgood Perkins is back with The Monkey this year, and the bloody-as-hell Red

A complete departure from the seriousness of Longlegs last year, director Osgood Perkins is back with The Monkey this year, and the bloody-as-hell Red Band trailer has arrived today.
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Legendary filmmaker David Lynch has died at age 78. The visionary surrealist changed the face of popular culture with projects like Twin Peaks, Blue Velvet, and Mulholland Drive.

Glad to find you here.

Remembering #DAVIDLYNCH, gone too soon.