I may just be demisexual, because I have almost zero desire to do anything sexual without some sort of connection (dates, friendship, etc).

A random hookup? Meh.

We made it y’all! #FCF

Bred and then wed! Sounds right to me 🤵🏻‍♂️🤵

And I’ve just started season 3 and am loving it!

Then he said he wanted his man to marry him. He was going on about how his man is the only one who’s ever bred him. It was all very unhinged.

This guy’s man was there, and the guy was furious about it. He posted his man’s name in the comments, telling everyone to get his man out of the room, or he would expose everyone and make them pay. Then he was telling his man that he fucked up, made a mistake, and would make things right.

a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a popcorn box ALT: a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a popcorn box

Sniffies drama at the cumdump motel right down the road from me has me like:

Not the kind of creampie I was hoping for today, but I’ll take it!

This is disheartening news 😞😭

Durand? Willa? MNEK? Oh I will be attending!

Cackling and stealing this 🤣

I never learn.

I called this man out and he apologized, saying he thought it was for the following Wednesday and had it on his calendar for then. I gave him the benefit of a doubt and he said he would love to still do this Wednesday (tomorrow). I said ok.

Just messaged me to “rain check”

Worn out and it's only Monday!

Toffee is so damn cute 😭

oh, I have been destroyed by that self-destruct many times lol.

I have definitely tried to play a Symmetra, but I was not good as her. It was kind of embarrassing. Admittedly, I have terrible aim at games like this.

Jetpack Cat is probably my best in terms of healing. I haven't played any of the tanks because I know I'll be trash lol.

Haha. I'm notoriously awful at such games. I've just recently started playing.

They all kept spreading themselves across the map and getting picked off. All trying to attack the control point from afar. I kept trying to get them to group up got me to heal, but 🙄

Oh shit. Still gotta file my taxes....😬

🤣🤣 I know, but they kept doing stupid shit. We were playing control and I had to keep throwing myself in there to stop the countdown ☠️

Oh this game pissed me off something fierce 😭

Surrounded by the wrong kind of wieners.

Currently at work on 5 hours of sleep 🆘

🥳😮‍💨😮‍💨

Not this man just messaging me “how was your week?”.

Gay men 🤯

On the struggle bus!