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Posts by The Last Keith

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6 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Well worn. Like an old church steps.

16 hours ago 1 0 0 0

That’s not a real dog though, just some weird composite creature.

17 hours ago 0 0 0 0

True. Also Kitty will kick its head in.

17 hours ago 1 0 1 0

I think you’re allowed to get another one

17 hours ago 1 0 1 0

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17 hours ago 1 0 0 0

You could get a dog? Though I don’t suppose Kitty would approve

18 hours ago 0 0 1 0

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19 hours ago 0 0 1 0

Oof. We don’t mention no 6 😮

19 hours ago 1 0 0 0

The first was a bit of weather chat, the second was a simple hiya.

19 hours ago 0 0 1 0
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19 hours ago 1 0 1 0

Done a bit of weeding outside and said hello to two different neighbours. I could almost pass for human sometimes

21 hours ago 13 0 3 0

Much better thanks D 🤗

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

Not too bad now, thank you

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

Same here 🤪

1 day ago 0 0 0 0

9. Spice

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

All very confusing 🫤

1 day ago 0 0 1 0

Now you’ve thrown me. I thought the Sage meal was a Sunday lunch get together on its own.

1 day ago 0 0 1 0

Ooh could be. I was thinking the Italian on the other side of the River but you might be right.

1 day ago 0 0 2 0
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Oof that’s going back a bit. Was that on the quayside?

1 day ago 0 0 1 0

Me?!? Perhaps you are mistaking me for some other young ruffian

1 day ago 0 0 1 0

Yeah, they’re quite chunky aren’t they. Big lads.

1 day ago 0 0 0 0

No to the first two. I think there may have been some chicken nuggets in there somewhere. My mam generally gives me stuff she wants rid of to make space in the fridge/freezer.

1 day ago 0 0 0 0

I eat like a sparrow, madam. Albeit a big, fat sparrow.

1 day ago 1 0 2 0

Went to the mam’s house for dinner 🤔

1 day ago 0 0 2 0

I say 🧐

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No pies today either 🤷‍♂️

1 day ago 0 0 1 0

No kebabs here, honest guv. I’m normally quite conventional in my choice of grub.

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

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1 day ago 1 0 1 0

Haven’t had either. Bad sausage maybe

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