I’ve been trying to think of a Mad Season joke all day

And slid head first every damn time

I hate the oven mitt so much

Jennika is the 5th Turtle, you posers

I assumed Bacsik made a terrible joke

Dude i think I just had a stroke. 😂😂😂 I read that as “that Wemby joke yikes.”

The Rangers game? I paused it to do bedtime.

Virginia :

Sim Fighter passes or GTFO

Throw so bad the ump fell down

Good

I think baseball is good

This skeet just drew a bullshit foul

I’m pretty confident in my chances of survival in a society that lost its mind for toilet paper and insisted that going to Applebee’s was a god given right.

Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner

I’m just glad that Gaza is now safe from her reign of terror

I have a bad feeling that they get monkey stomped again

I will open hand pimp slap anyone who looks in my general direction while wearing these

Had a drug test today. On 4/20. Life thinks it’s funny.

I think dynastic billionaire families should fuck off

Fast food companies are pushing their apps so hard because they plan to sell your lifetime of big mac consumption data to insurance and medical companies.

That Reagan’s campaign colluded with the Iranians to keep the American hostages.

And his debts got his dad murdered

I’ve been once and it was ass

The Cheesecake Factory was just minding its own business

@nowbacktome.bsky.social

I think Brussels sprouts are good