"Our open world *BLEEDS* and *SWEATS* and *FEELS DISTRESS*. It sways and shudders to the ebbs and rhythmic flows of a thousand virtual lives, unfolding behind a thousand closed doors that were never scripted for player interaction. We can't wait to hide it all from you."
Posts by Belarius
there were many strange and delightful beasts on cohost, but post hog was my favorite. here's the rest, as collected by @belarius.bsky.social
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An important reminder that I need to avoid letting too many days of updates pile up at a time. 😅
Thanks for the shoutout!
Do you guys want a giggle?
Quickly scroll down to the bottom before the screenshots load in and read the AI disclaimer at the bottom.
Conjure a mental image of what the game might look like mechanically and visually with that long disclaimer.
Then scroll back up and look at the gameplay footage.
I had to
The Cook, The Chief, The King, The Queen, The Rook, The Bishop, The Knight, The Pawn, The Archbishop, The Chancellor, The Cannon, The Archer, The Time Machine, The Champion, The Wizard, The Kitsune, The Werewolf, The Centaur, The Fool, The Sumo Wrestler, the Sorceress, The Rookie, The Prince, The Drunk Pawn, The Princess, The Bomber, The Snail, His Wife, & Her Lover (1989)
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Eggbug responses with a chef's kiss. 🤌
Galactic Foodtruck Simulator 2999 mentioned! stale-meme.itch.io/gfs
Oh man, evergreen post for sickos.
everyone please try out Cascadence! I'd love to see others play it and for development to continue! it's got Style, and, I sense as I become more proficient with its mechanics, its own brand of Fun to harvest near its skill ceiling
#indiegame #gaming #Lumines #Tetris
mors-games.itch.io/cascadence
I would sleep so much better if as many Important™ people as possible in the entertainment industry would all at once condemn anti-trans rhetoric and share some facts
can't we literally just. message anyone with connections who could conceivably get balls rolling
ad with 3 bolo ties all made of irregular glass shapes
ad with 3 oval pendants in 3 different kinds of patterns, one a confetti red one, one swirling white clear and grey, and one in swirling browns
ad with 3 earrings, one blue pair in a circle shape with a line coming out the bottom, one in pink ovals and one in round shapes with a blue and black almost floral pattern.
ad with 3 sets of game tokens, a blue sparkly one, a variety pack and some green sparkly ones
Hey all! I'm Nora and I have a handmade fused glass store focused on jewelry and game tokens. I'd love to sell you something nice!
Bolo ties nora.jewelry/collections/...
Oval Pendants nora.jewelry/search?q=ova...
Dangly Earrings nora.jewelry/collections/...
Game Tokens nora.jewelry/collections/...
Wilson: "What are we standing on?" (The Limey, 1999)
Ed: "Trust?" (The Limey, 1999)
"You know, you could see the sea out there, if you could see it."
hey #music people what are some real Interesting remixes that are like definitely Remixes in more than name only but take the original in some real Fun and Wild directions
How To Dress Well - "Repeat Pleasure (A. G. Cook Remix)" is the best example I can remember atm
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*Music For Freelance* (1999) is, overall, a compelling remix album of Cowboy Bebop tracks, and several are quite radical departures. Fila Brazillia's remix of "Forever Broke" strikes a nice balance, recognizable but also distinct from the original. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clbd...
Always thrilled to see games being independently developed by one of the Real Ones from Cohost's glory days. Now with substantial additional shiny on all fronts!
GIVE GRAVY: This isn't Tesco's, is it? HIVE QUEEN: No. Under The Skin (2013), Galactic Foodtruck Simulator 2999 (2023)
Under The Skin (2013)
A stick figure man saying "RAINBOW UP MOTHERFUCKER"
I played Civ BE with the disappointed expression of someone who had been served a plate of absolutely flavorless sausages from the Whole Foods meat counter, with a side of store brand mayo.
No sauce, no herbs, no spices, hardly even any salt. What a missed opportunity.
ORTHOPEDIC DOG SANDALS IN ACTION.
I used to be really into Boz Scaggs, but I'd say my new favorite Star Wars character is
Fish!
Posterized adaptation of Charles Bell's 1809 painting depicting "opisthotonus in a patient suffering from tetanus"
Sidebar: Maybe mecha should be vulnerable to poison?
I'm considering the possibilities of pilots having to engineer their way out of a situation in which their machine is afflicted with opisthotonos, in the hours following deft sabotage by an intrepid assassin.
A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE AFRAID OF BUTTS
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER
BE TASKED WITH APPRECIATING THEM
Banner for the anime that dares to ask: "Is it *WROOOONG* to Try to Super Street Fight in the High Definition Turbo Remix Dungeon?" It's about fambly.
No doubt, no doubt. The Title Length meta has changed a lot in the last 11 years.
I mean, it couldn't possibly be more complicated than rebalancing Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix, right?
Zuck: The average American has three friends
sandalwood
clifftop ocean breeze
redcurrant jelly
never-before-read hardcover book
bread cooling when fresh from the oven
MULCH