BOOOOOOOOO!

Oh it all makes sense now, I was wondering why all the laundry was in small piles that are close to the laundry bin, but not in it.

There should be something where you get money just for being alive on account of you need it to live

"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime" is objectively a funny thing to write.

Just a fun, quick, reminder that if Christians did any research at all into their own book they would know that ALL the passages we interpret to pass judgment on Gay people are actually about pedophilia but translation isn't always as seamless as one would hope.

every time i think maybe i met a sumptuous babe, surprise. shes actually six creatures i remember seeing at different times near a pond

Upon my 110th review, and watching myself say each possibility in the mirror, I firmly think that 1. Its "they do!" And 2. I need more hobbies.

I can see that also! The mystery is killing me.

Ooo yeah that works really well too!

Here's the HD version

Pretty sure the first thing she says is "that's you!, thats you!"

"Why don't Americans—" we do. That's why many of my friends are in prison or dead.

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

Cautious Clay - “Cold War” (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Pitchfork

New To Me Monday:
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Just finished "Burn Down Master's House" by @claycane.bsky.social. I gleaned much from the historical footnotes. I always appreciate fiction where history is imaginatively extended to include our desire for justice that history cannot provide.

@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Reading "Everything is Tuberculosis" after just having finished "The Empusium" by Olga Tokarczuk and I can't help but feel you might enjoy it!

10AM is basically 9:30AM, so coffee break. 10:30AM is almost 11AM, which is basically 12PM so it's lunch time.

2PM is basically 1PM. 1PM is pretty much still lunch. 2:30PM is 3PM, and 3PM is basically 4PM. 4PM is too late to start any new work, so 4PM might as well be 5PM. quittin' time

This is just a description of the Rube Goldberg Machine occupying the place where my brain ought to be.

I wanna live on the strip of crust.

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

Also who caaaaaaares, just chuckle a little if it's funny, give it a like and move on, knowing full well thier time for cringe will come.

Tortilla with cheddar cheese melted in the microwave, or a left-over spagetti burrito, also microwaved.

Yes

it's just love

we're supposed to love each other

that's how this ends

Like their full government name or like just a nickname?

Eisenhower

I just finished 'The First Thousand Tree's' and just like 'Butcher of the Forest', I am completely devastated, in the very best way. @premeemohamed.com thank you. Your characters are flawed and real. I sympathize with them, hate them, love them. You absolutely crushed it with this series.

Not to belabor the point, but the US has never, ever, ever been the good guy. We have been on the correct side of things a time or two but we were never the good guy.

• @natblacktheatre #Blackhistory is the heartbeat of American history.
In every innovation, every cultural shift, every rhythm that changed the sound of a generation, our fingerprints remain.

#blackhistory #blacksky

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The stupid and the scum would be a good band name tho