"But Jesus, where were you when I only saw one set of footprints in the sand?"

"My sweet child, I was pulling all nighters and chugging black covfefe for my doctorate."

@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."

"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."

Man… they’ll do ANYTHING to keep our minds off the Epstein Files.

Got Covid & Flu vaccines today.

Fuck you #RFKjr

Fuck you and your stupid worm-addled brain & moronic, warbling voice that sounds like your being fucked in the ass with a razor dildo & don’t want to admit that you’re low key loving the shit out of it.

Thank you CVS Pharmacy.

“It’s 1996. I’m on the couch playing Mario RPG on the newest Nintendo system. I’m high as balls. I pet the dog.”

“It’s 2025. I’m on the couch playing Mario RPG on the newest Nintendo system. I’m high as balls. I pet the dog.”

"There's a Scav in the parking lot...."

#escapefromtarkovclips #twitchclips #twitchpartner #escapefromtarkov

twitch.tv/beetlebomb

Found a voice memo recording on my Apple Watch to myself that I forgot about. Needless to say, I have not followed my own advice.

BREAKING: Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me About My Car’s Extended Warranty

Me, glued to the television during #SNL50 #SNL50thAnniversary

EA opens playtesting for Skate for players on PC, PlayStation, and Xbox. If chosen to be a Skate Insider, players will earn exclusive in-game rewards for the early access release in 2025.

Sign up:
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I always see streamers showcasing their other talents. Music, singing, dancing, drawing, painting, knitting, crocheting, etc.

I’ve been streaming for almost 7 years and I don’t think I have any skills like that to showcase. Sometimes I feel like it hinders growth tremendously. 🫤

Trying to get back to normalcy 🫠

She got 9 hours, woke up, and went ham on her day. On top of all of this, she's been handling our personal insurance claims, clean up of the property, coordinating repairs, etc.

I am madly in love with this woman.

5/5

#EatonFire #EatonFires

She spent the last two days terrified and sleep deprived, but she doesn't want to be like that any more. I offered to stay up all night and keep watch (she wasn't sleeping because she was worried the house would catch fire while we were in bed). 4/5 #EatonFire #EatonFires

Groups are organizing clean ups, families with elderly & newborns are getting attention, food, water & supplies are starting to be shared and distributed... it's wild. I can see it from our front window. 3/5 #EatonFire #EatonFires

She gathered up a handful of phone numbers, and started a WhatsApp group for our neighborhood & it's already exploding with new members & people helping one another. It's really extremely awe inspiring to see what's coming out of it. 2/5 #EatonFire #EatonFires

Mrs. Beets is fast becoming an unofficial leader of our small community (jokingly). We met several of our neighbors yesterday; some of them have been here longer than we have. We've just been too wrapped up in modern life to take a minute. 1/5 #EatonFire #EatonFires

Everyone involved in #EatonFire are trying to help one another. Boots and a broom on the porch of a neighbor that tried to help save his neighbors home. Water outside of houses and on street corners for anyone that need them. Stay strong ‘Dina. ❤️

Mrs. Beets and I are ok. We are tired, emotionally drained, & terrified, but we’re ok. A lot of our neighbors lost their homes today, but through random chance, our home was spared. This video is half a block away from our home. Please keep LA in your thoughts while we mourn and rebuild. #EatonFire

“A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.”

Thank you all for an amazing 2024! I’ve made a lot of new friends, we’ve shattered goals, hit milestones, & grown as a community! I couldn’t ask for more awesome people in my life & I’m looking forward to what 2025 has to offer!

To wrap it all up, here is Piper as a reindeer!

Late night snack.

#Fallout76 #Fallout

Let’s fucking GOOOO Pandemic 2.0!

a bald man with a mustache has the words ignorance is bliss above his head ALT: a bald man with a mustache has the words ignorance is bliss above his head

When A.I. rises up and sticks me in a tank of jello with my nuts hooked up to a car battery, my only hope is that they give me a good career, like they promised Cypher.

I’ve had this Christmas gift for almost 20 years. Darren McGavin would be proud.

What an amazing trip with amazing people. Thank you all for meeting up with us to show us around LA! I will cherish this moment forever. @beetlebomb.bsky.social @jack413man.bsky.social

I should call her…