BREAKING: Tesla Unveils Revolutionary "Tactile Navigation" for Robotaxi!

Forget LiDAR and cameras, the future is analog! Leaked footage shows the new Model Y testing its advanced stick-tapping sensor suite. It literally feels the traffic flow.

"Bumping our way to full autonomy, one tap at a time."

Poor guy, I hope he starts feeling better soon. 🥺

My 5 year old Legacy Model X only received 3 new features in this update, meanwhile 8 year old Model 3’s are getting more features. 😔

Looks like we have some surface smoke off the #BearGulchFire moving into parts of the metro area as of 8:15 PM Sunday. Notice degraded air quality for areas Tacoma westward. I am now smelling smoke in Federal Way as it moves east. Heads up if you’ve got your windows open! #wawx

I was out in Hansville tonight. While not visible to the naked eye it was sure beautiful.

Looks like it could be a testing unit or private company.

Brightdrop EV600 :)

I want to say it’s looking at the corresponding light for cross-traffic and guessing when to go. It’s not always accurate and oftentimes awkwardly scoots over the stop line and then stops.

💯

My Model X is going in for service and this will absolutely be at the bottom of my service message.

This is the little fishing pier on Fox Island! Cute little community out there!

His tweets are as detached from reality as they get…

It’s definitely creeping before the light. Mine does it ALL the time. It’s a bit frustrating as it creeps super slow and dramatically flashes the brake lights before finally taking off.

Mine has done this exact maneuver many times. It has also just flat out tried to run a stoplight after stopping (2020 Model X).

I wish the window sloped a bit more so it would be seen more easily. Still a great sticker.

My Model X has recently developed a squeak from the front right. I’m not sure if it’s even worth spending $250 at the service center for them to say “unsure, spend another $250 for us to say it again”.

Looks like Elon should have been buying cybertrucks instead of Wisconsin elections.

$TSLA

It’s true, I got my Soros Stimulus the second I clicked sell. It’s incredible how much those checks are worth!

The annual windshield replacements. Damn DOT putting down sand/gravel traction mix in the winter 😆

My windshield has a crack, can we trade?

I feel like Tesla will unfortunately ride to bankruptcy with Musk at the wheel.

The poor virus going to have to fight the Ketamine for the remaining brain matter. 🥲

I’ve driven one, if the exterior wasn’t so jarring and unpleasant this vehicle would sell like hotcakes. Also, if the CEO wasn’t an absolutely atrocious person. The tech inside the vehicle is next-level and incredible. It’s just been kneecapped by how ugly it and its CEO’s ethics are.

Pretty incredible lightning observed in Bremerton.

FSD 12.6.3 has been a mixed bag for my Legacy X. How the vehicle controls the inputs for steering is quite perfect. While it’s input for acceleration and deceleration feels like a far step back from even 12.5.4.

I dipped and didn’t look back.

I got 2024.45.32.5 and then received 2024.45.32.6 mere days later. Is this a bug fix update?

Still not Legacy S/X?

Does it come to Legacy S/X?

All these Republicans are mad because they traveled all the way out to DC for Trump’s inauguration just for him to move it inside the Capitol building. Well shit, just break in, didn’t stop you last time.