I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
25,
The year of great friends, great doggos, and a great husband 🐶🏳️🌈
The year of crippling back pain and much needed spinal surgery 🩻
The year I found my love for the gym and can now say 7 months post op that I am 95% pain free. 🏋️♂️🤸♂️
Here’s to 26 🥂
Good morning
There is nothing worse on this planet than a Chick-fil-A twink.
Ariana Grande stuns for the cover of The Hollywood Reporter.
Sabrina Carpenter graces the cover of Vogue Magazine.
A very visibly dead version of the Duolingo owl app icon.
Duolingo’s message regarding the death of Duo: “It is with heavy hearts that we inform you that Duo, formally known as The Duolingo Owl, is dead. Authorities are currently investigating his cause of death and we are cooperating fully. Tbh, he probably died waiting for you to do your lesson, but what do we know. We're aware he had many enemies, but we kindly ask that you refrain from sharing why you hate him in the comments. If you feel inclined to share, please also include your credit card number so we can automatically sign you up for Duolingo Max in his memory. We appreciate you respecting Dua Lipa's privacy at this time.”
Duolingo announces that Duo, the app mascot, is dead.
Clearest image ever taken of Pluto
I’m obsessed with this vibe oh my god
Taylor Swift tipping workers at a Grammys after-party.
Anyone who says that woobles are easy for beginners are full of shit. Very user friendly, but oh my god it’s still hard.
True statement that often makes me feel terribly sad ashamed of the world we live in. 😪🙏
True statement that often makes me feel terribly sad ashamed of the world we live in. 😪🙏
I’ve made it a morning ritual to do my daily Happy Color followed by the 4 LinkedIn games and let me tell you…
Might be the best part of my day to be honest
Had some groceries delivered. Reminded myself to grab them right away because there are bagels in there, and sometimes squirrels eat the bagels if I'm not quick. Went out there, one paper bag was labeled BREAD. Very quickly felt my brain go, "Well, jeez, don't write it on the bag."
Tomorrow is my ANNIVERSARY holy shit it’s been a year
To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit
Painted duck sitting on grass with legs out in front of it. Belongs in museum.
Two duck paintings, one possibly being a goose. The painter is obviously not a bird expert. One with yellow background, one with pink background and speech bubble reading “HONK” increasing its likeliness of being a goose. Regardless, also belongs in museum.
Get the Louvre on the phone immediately.
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As long as I don’t have to be good at all of them 🤡
We have not been talking about French Tucks enough…
The chamber of secrets must’ve had some dope ass ventilation because that sounds musty and moldy. Sorry Ginnie
I need Tally the Elf to tell me if I’m on the naughty or nice list 🫣🥺
To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
Not gonna lie I really like the daily LinkedIn games 🫣
I hate that I can’t remember shit that I had down so well in college 😡
I miss studying neuroscience in college. I need to entertain my brain by reading material on my own.
Taylor Swift waving goodbye to the Eras Tour along with her crew.
Taylor Swift commemorates the end of the Eras Tour:
“It was rare.
I was there.
I remember it. ♥️”
The Eras Tour by Taylor Swift has officially become the highest-grossing tour in history, grossing a total of over $2.07 BILLION.
