Big question is after Odegaard's 90 minutes today, does that mean he's back for the run in, or did the medics just pump him full of Dr Bendtner's mystical magical horse juice in order to get him through this match?

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.

today is as good a day as any to abandon all your responsibilities and gather a crew to sail the seven seas

Yes, but when they were nationised industries they didn't really work very well. However, now that they're all privatised, despite being much more expensive, at least they function perfe... ah, shit.

Listening to forests reveals signs of recovery beyond tree cover Can listening to forests help us understand if the life inside them is thriving? Apparently, yes. Giacomo Delgado likens it to a doctor examining heart health. “A doctor has listened to many people’s…

Can you hear forest recovery? In Costa Rica, scientists analyzed 16,000 hours of audio to measure the success of payments for ecosystem services.

The data shows that naturally regenerated forests now sound more like protected primary forests than pastures, signaling a true return of biodiversity.

Unarmed, no threat, keeping vital water supply lines open...
... and murdered by Netanyahu's IDF.

Isle of Wight ferries – breakdowns, cancellations, rocketing prices, THREE times the cost of the Oban to Mull crossing and unfair taxation compared to Scotland The Isle of Wight’s two ferry services, Red Jet and Wightlink, have a long history breakdowns, of mass cancellations and rocketing prices in an effort to keep paying shareholder dividends and…

Isle of Wight ferries – breakdowns, cancellations, rocketing prices, THREE times the cost of the Oban to Mull crossing and unfair taxation compared to Scotland talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2026/04/16/i...

Epic

I suspect quite a few, and they're probably mostly the ones who are just worried about losing their seat in a future election rather than the few whose politics actually align with the Greens.

He’d defo get cheaper rates on the KC’s

In every country unemployment is going to go up and up and up, as we have finally reached the point where people are being completely replaced by machines.

Unless Governments do something we will have a handful of trillionaires and everyone else living in extreme poverty.

UK awarded contract to firm overseen by sanctioned Israeli Exclusive: £10 million deal signed with company linked to Bezalel Smotrich who is sanctioned by Britain

Exclusive -- The UK government has awarded a £10m contract to a firm overseen by Bezalel Smotrich, the Israeli finance minister who is sanctioned by Britain.

Smotrich said last week that Israel is “burying the idea of a Palestinian state".
www.declassifieduk.org/uk-awarded-c...

This state’s power prices are plummeting as it nears 100% renewables South Australia is proving to the world that relying largely on wind and solar energy with battery back-up is incredibly cheap, with electricity prices tumbling by 30 per cent in a year and sometimes ...

South #Australia power prices plummeting as it nears 100% renewables, proving to the world relying largely on wind and solar energy with battery back-up is incredibly cheap, with electricity prices tumbling by 30 % in a year and sometimes going negative.
www.newscientist.com/article/2514...

If you thought the UK's pro-superrich
two-tier justice system was bad
and considered Israel a vibrant democracy
rather than apartheid terrorist state ...

"But they still claim history started on Oct 7th"
via Nas Ali

Israel has murdered more than 500 Palestinians in Gaza since it signed the so called ceasefire. One of the latest is a 3 year old child.

This number DOES NOT include those starved, crushed, missing or killed by disease resulting from the attack.

UK Free Zones: The Most Under-Reported Scandal in Britain's History This post lays out one of the most under-reported but structurally dangerous trends in global governance: the proliferation of corporate-controlled arbitration mechanisms embedded in Freeports, Specia...

My article UK Free Zones: The Most Under-Reported Scandal in Britain's History, is free to read on my Substack.
Please share it.
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Thanks to Brexit, we no longer have to put up with unelected bureaucrats.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.

This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.

Arsenal faces backlash over Israel-linked Deel partnership

Arsenal has announced a multi-year partnership with HR platform Deel, naming it the club’s Official HR Platform Partner, with branding set to appear at the Emirates Stadium.

The Israeli-American company operates

Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.

We’re constantly focussed on symptoms! The welfare state is, partly, a symptom of a broken housing market + board level capitalism & greed. Immigration’s a symptom of countries being exploited for their resources & war.
We need to tackle the causes and stop demonising the resultant victims.

The hands of the damned pulling earth into hell award

What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.

The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.

Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

Sorry If This Is Antisemitic But I Think It's Wrong To Train Dogs To Rape Prisoners Listen to a reading of this article (reading by Tim Foley):

Sorry If This Is Antisemitic But I Think It's Wrong To Train Dogs To Rape Prisoners

One thing I try not to think about is how many reports we’ve been seeing about Israeli prison guards training dogs to rape Palestinian captives in torture camps like Sde Teiman.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/sorry-if-t...

Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia.

1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.

2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.

3. Russia pays everyone for everything.

4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.