“Holeee fuuck! The alive are so full of shit! Wow!- the recently dead

My wife and I have a secret to making our marriage last.

Two times a week, we go out to a nice restaurant and have a good meal and a nice glass of wine.

She goes on Wednesdays and I go on Fridays.

He’s dead, Mike. Look away.

ffs

Orgy's off

I beg “No Kings” Americans to discuss a general strike.

Break your economy. You can’t be serious about ending this regime while you keep spending disposable income and propping up the economy as a consumer.

You wanna break it? Stop buying new things. Repair things. Buy used. Don’t eat at chains.

love this… and seconded

“He didn’t have any money, either. But she was in love with the guy, and he was in love with her, etc.”

Amazing.

(from “Cathedral” Raymond Carver

so much for any ship my family’s on

*very Tom Brokaw voice*

“accidentally”

when you glance at your phone and your feed conspires to haunt you

finally, a perfect way to screen Taxi Driver and Behind the Green Door

I was a kid sitting in field level seats at Shea and saw him throw Pete Rose out at third on absolute frozen rope from RF. Incredible thrill for a young Mets fan and Pete Rose hater. Had high hopes for Ellis but he just never looked comfortable in the box after his beaning.

“Is it just me or does this coke smell a little off?”

When is Jack Smith giving testimony?
Oh right

drip by chlamydia

“It is happening again.”

would watch

“They glared at her the way any intelligent persons ought to glare when what they need is a smoke, a bite, a cup of coffee, a piece of ass, or a good fast-paced story, and all they're getting is philosophy.”

- Tom Robbins, “Still Life with Woodpecker”

Epstein & Jackson

a little too on what’s left of the nose

rfk jr & cheryl hines

real late stage Arthur Shelby and Linda vibes

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.”

“I am NOT sitting in any fucking merlot!!”

“I still got it*”

*alcoholism

Half in the beanbag

today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.

This movie wrecked me

fitted sheet with a tag that reads TOP OR BOTTOM

Calm down, sheets. We just met