snorted out loud at this

I’ll DM you!

Thank you for your public service

Hey do you want to come on a podcast

dulce de leche shortbread from a local coffee shop, they’re extremely good

(it was nazi propaganda day so I promise it was on topic)

I’m not like a regular mom I’m a cool mom mean girls meme

Brought my students cookies and talked about Clavicular in class today

a google search bar that reads toto wolff fan edits

Okay the big update you were all waiting for: I have decided that I like Mercedes purely because Toto Wolff has emerged as my favorite person in F1 by a country mile

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

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you are appreciated

hi Stephen King, big fan of your work, I’ve got a podcast for you

u ever hear of something that was designed specifically for you as a person

I want you to put the word out there that we back up meme

NEW DIMENSION 20 SEASON IS SET IN RURAL GOTH OREGON

this is a good tactic

but do you *write* hagiographies?

this is the dream actually

come by my office when they're printed! i have a few of the old versions in here rn too

we sell these at the live shows OR if you ever are at Yale and want one, hmu!

sticker form will be available at TGS live shows but i'm most likely doing a mug for online purchase too!

the stickers are TGS live show exclusives (aka I don't wanna figure out how to ship them) but we are gonna be doing a purchasable mug form, I think!

two black and white images that say ANTI HAGIOGRAPHY HISTORIANS CLUB

not now sweetie, mommy's listening to her 80's cocaine cardio playlist and making bumper stickers

I simply think that no American President and in fact no human being at all should ever have the capacity to destroy civilization and it is sheer madness that we exist in a world where this is possible even when that isn’t foremost in our minds and headlines

I spent 2023-early 2025 adjuncting and I was legitimately on the verge of a mental breakdown by the end of it because of how little I was being paid for the volume of work I was doing. It’s appalling!

Once again, the national average pay for adjunct professors with PhDs is a flat fee of $3900 per course.

I suppose it would be good to have contacts in both

Excellent. We can discuss Monday

A text that reads ‘weird question for 7 am: do you know anyone who works at the Met?’

Another entry in the annals of “this is the kind of friendship you can expect from me”

books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books.

This was such a fun conversation with @ceaubin.com!

Ovando Hollister was a complicated man, and one of the more frustrating guys who sucked. Because sometimes, he did not suck at all.

Note: we didn’t mean to color- coordinate our sweaters.