Our Chuck Norris just told us he killed the other one. It was a Highlander situation.

If you’re unfamiliar with Highlander, think Jet Li’s The One

Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life

all these netanyahu excuses for him missing meetings is like when a character on a show get pregnant in real life and gotta be gone for a couple eps

like sureeeee jess got stuck on a jury 😉

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Life tonight gonna be more fun for us folks on the right

whenever I see teenagers working at a movie theater

30 Rock was the greatest show . . .

lemme get this car cleaned out before I sell it lat— WHAT THE HELL

dude at pickup called offensive foul on a screen and I told him if we start calling that we’ll find ourselves in an Oppenheimer situation we can’t come back from

He was on my team and we won, but society will fall apart if we don’t shut down bad things, even if they help us

Us Alani folks not like them ghetto Monster, Red Bull, or Celsius folks. We are classily energized

cheering when they flip Shane’s truck

watching the replacements shaking my head every time these scabs do something funny so people know I disagree with crossing picket lines

It’s bad lol

KD gettin flambéed on the other app if you interested in that sort of thing

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simply cannot watch the patriots only be bad for 7 years after losing hall of famers and win a Super Bowl. That would be bad for my psyche

never seen a monkeypaw hit a fanbase so fast

watching your team lose a heartbreaker playoff game with romo on the call would have me at 11 on the crash out scale

Bo Nix doing Josh Allen stuff (compliment) and Josh Allen doing Josh Allen stuff (derogatory)

my mom look great so I forget she in her late 60s till she say shit like “ooo the masked singer bout to come on”

That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked

potentially something magical can happen. So it’s pretty fun

homegirl trying to be qb1 instead of doing the push shot did zero Dr Pepper research

just wanted to drop by to let you know about the gospel of jonathan taylor and how he’s saved me

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just wanted to pull up over here to say the Indianapolis colts

idk if yall heard but daniel jones and the indianapolis colts

Raiders defense Mark Sanchez

🤝

Gettin carved up
in downtown Indy

*me staring off in intense serious thought*

Gf: what’s wrong babe? You thinking about John Cena being a Toretto again?

Me: IT’S JUST THAT HE’S NOT THE SAME TYPE OF CAUCASIAN AS DOM AND MIA