It’s AI. I needed a photo for a fundraiser. I’d love to raise a lot for Overcoming MS in &if I hit my goal, I’ll fundraise for the MS Society too. I’m committed to getting back in shape. If you want to help, donate. Otherwise, enjoy this androgynous looking image.
www.justgiving.com/page/rabiah
I very much enjoyed seeing The Stranger this weekend. Beautifully done. Read the Substack post for a few more words about it.
substack.com/@rabiahwrite...
This isn’t my Edinburgh Fringe poster. It’s just me.
I guess ChatGPT doesn’t think I’m in charge because it really looks like a doctor, not like a deity.
Please note that I’m not a doctor. I do heal people with laughter. But not medically.
Both parties are doing the right thing for once. It is about damn time too. SA of staff or sexual coercion are bad enough in the White House. Good riddance to it in Congress.
Buh-bye to Eric Swalwell and Tony Gonzales.
Easter morning. The President of the United States sent this on Truth Social. I checked to make sure it wasn’t AI before sharing. And this needs to be shared. He is unhinged and needs to be removed from office immediately. He is now on record saying he will commit war crimes.
A silly little joke for today. Have a good holiday weekend everyone.
Happy Easter to those who celebrate.
And Happy Passover to those celebrating currently.
In the spirit of Live Comedy Day , revisiting one of my first gigs in 2019.
600+ gigs and about it 50 pounds later, I’m still at it wanting to make people laugh and maybe think once in a while too.
I smile more on stage. My jokes are written tighter. But my fashion sense hasn’t evolved.
Kristi Noem tried but Bryon did it. He became the bimbo of the family.
While Kristi Noem was running ICE, Bryon was running into his bimbo era.
(And yes I used a Mexican bakery logo to make fun of them)
Striped hoodie with two buttons pinned on. One says Be Good. One says ITMFA.
Found my ITMFA (Impeach the Mother F****** Already) badge (thanks Andy Borowitz) from the last time we needed that or the 25th Amendment. Just in time for the No Tyrants (since there is a King here) march tomorrow. I find protests stressful but authoritarianism more stressful. If you go out be safe.
@mikenellis.bsky.social joined More Than Work and we talked about the Democratic Party and their problematic relationship with young men. The Simpsons reference really hits!
Full episode: www.rabiahsaid.com/podcast/s10e...
Fun little Substack post. Going to share more about life in London.
open.substack.com/pub/rabiahco...
Episode details and links to listen here:
www.rabiahsaid.com/s10e3-mike-n...
New episode of More Than Work. This time @mikenellis.bsky.social joined me and we talked everything from the Dems, to the Trump supporters in our lives, to continuing to fight! Proud t share this episode. I was slow to get the edit done but the message is urgent as ever.
pod.link/morethanwork
Comics mentioned working out at the gig last night. When I realized I didn’t bring the right jacket to wear on stage they gave me the perfect excuse for how I looked too!
When you get replaced by someone named "Markwayne", the most embarrassing thing about you isn't that you shot your dog.
Kristi Noem fired as head of DHS today.
I don’t know if I nailed it but think I nailed it. Too old for Leo but too young to care.
Headshots are in and I love them. I don’t always have swag but feel like I do with these photos in hand. Thank you Steve Best for looking at me through a lens. Comics, I recommend him for your headshot or show photo needs. Good chat too.
TikTok opens with the front-facing camera on and this looked cool. I decided people should see it and also know I am not looking forward to Trump’s State of the Union address. It is going to be stupid.
Jumping on the Love is Blind Chris bandwagon. Here he is with his twin, working out at crossfit and complaining about women he isn't nearly good enough for.
Trip to Morocco is over but there are more pics and vids to come and of course a pun.
What do you call money in Marrakesh? Watch and find out.
Traveling with dietary restrictions…maybe he was testing me. The bread did look tasty. Marrakech has been great overall. Super accommodating and lots of options. This would have been weird in any city.
Happy Valentine’s Day! This Hinge man likes my photo. How exciting. It isn’t as good as his which was taken in a disabled toilet. I guess I’ll stay single until someone who doesn’t take photos in the mirror of a public toilet comes along.
Black excellence.
Trump is absolute garbage. He is a racist and a rapist. He’s President but he is not a leader. I don’t care if this post upsets you because that means you’re upset by this, not by his actions. The post he made about the Obamas today is unforgivable. And so is everything else.
Too busy for the Grammys.
Still performing.
We see you Nikki Minaj. Maybe time to stop talking about @donlemonofficial.bsky.social . Wipe your mouth, girl.
February 2 - some isn’t best Canva work
Feb gigs (so far) in London and nearby.
On the opening day of Melania, I performed standup comedy at a cinema and there were more people in the gig. Made the right choice. Never going to see the Brett Ratner film about one of Trump‘s enablers who is also in the Epstein Files. Makes for good topical humor though.
Thank you for all you guys are doing.
I attended a vigil tonight for Alex Pretti, Renee Good and all who have lost their lives due to ICE actions. It was held at the US Embassy in London. The full list of names was read. We stood together in grief and solidarity. I long for peace and safety for those protesting Trump and ICE.
It started raining during my San Diego set and everything went off the rails.
Stand-up clip.
