Ep. 358. Space and Beyond: Week 8 This Planet is Old This week, Chris discovers a new delicacy, Matt becomes a REAL adventurer, and somehow the guys FINISH A WHOLE OTHER BOOK in the process!

How did the brothers manage to complete an entire book in this episode? The answer will UNDERWHELM YOU! Plus, ice cold purple patties! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/04/17/e...

Ep. 357. Space and Beyond: Week 7 A Roller Coaster Backwards but Faster This week, Matt and his new friends take a big dump on Earth (not literally), Chris learns the secret to a successful future for all living beings in the universe, and this week’s Wild Card m…

OH MY! Chris discovers the secret to GALACTIC PEACE! A special guest explains ALL SCIENCE! Matt tries to do something but the book DOES NOT LET HIM! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/04/10/e...

Ep. 356. Space and Beyond: Week 6 A Dinosaur in Dinosaur Times This week, Matt gets a special job, Chris hits up a very popular time travel destination—with a couple serious twists you ain’t seen yet, and everyone agrees that Salisbury steak is the gentl…

It's that new episode time of the week! Time to celebrate Chris' impending bday with a dumb RPG segment Matt makes him do! Also it's really long you can totally skip like 50 minutes in if it's not your thing. HAPPY BDAY (almost) CHRIS! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/04/03/e...

Ep. 355. Space and Beyond: Week 5 Back in Time to the End of Eternity This week, Matt slams into back-to-back cheap choose moves that make him sad, Chris gets a Star Wars-y read that makes him happy, and someone makes 18 choices over the course of just 21 pages becau…

The weekend is upon us! Why not start it out right with a journey into absolute nonsense? Enjoy Matt's suffering and a truly excellent Wild Card in a sparkly new episode! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/03/27/e...

Ep. 354. Space and Beyond: Week 4 Heavens to Zermacroyd This week, Chris rights a wrong from the past, Matt hits a page that makes so little sense he thinks the book is broken (it’s not), and the Universe Governing Body has serious news! Also, it&…

It's Sad Pizza Party time! If you like listening to fellas chomp crunchy freeze dried pizza, your weekend is now officially off to an AMAZING start! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/03/20/e...

Ep. 353. Space and Beyond: Week 3 Intergalactic Slow-Time? Don’t Worry About It This week, Chris zooms to the head of the class, Matt tries to put a round disc in the hole he has in his head and gags, and if you thought the first paragraph of the book had some mind-chafing sci…

Happy Friday! The perfect day to stay home, lock your doors and let your mind spaghettify while trying to unravel some deeply nonsensical science fiction! You will hate this! ❤️ #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/03/13/e...

Ep. 352. Space and Beyond: Week 2 In Space Nothing Beats Revenge This week, things get a little trippy when Chris encounters another black hole, Matt nails the body language of friendship, and someone forms a triangular force group of renegade spacecrafts (no bi…

Revenge! Renegades! One heck of a gulping slurtch! Blast off for Friday fun! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/03/06/e...

Ep. 351. Space and Beyond: Dashing Off Together New book day! Are you ready to travel to space and then also past there? Chris goes somewhere no human has gone before! Matt gets a “classic” ending that he “couldn’t”…

Are you ready for intergalactic madness? How about math that hurts your brain? We got it all! It's new book day so strap on your outerspace hats and get ready to get weird! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/02/27/e...

WE HAVE A NEW BOOK! Thanks for your votes, Dear Users! Looks like we're heading to Space and Beyooooond! Sadly, Chris is feeling poopy, so we won't have a new ep for you this week. Hope every has a lovely ❤️ day and we'll be back soon with a whole new journey! #FinishIt

Ep. 350. Struggle Down Under: Week Seven with Dani and Bill! We haven’t seen Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more in like a minute! Good thing they’re back! Will we finally finish this dang book? Or will the struggle…

You COULD spend your weekend catching up on chores or zzz's or good tv, but wouldn't you rather GET YOUR STRUGGLE ON?! Bill and Dani are back! Let's gooooo! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/02/07/e...

Ep. 349. Skateboard Champion: Post Mortem Gamma Ray Days Get comfy! Hang out! Take it nice and easy and let’s dig our way back through this last adventure! Fantasy Finish It! Who Wins the Book? What book will be next? Go vote for your fave when you…

New episode to brighten your weekend or make it way worse depending on your personal opinion of us and what we do! It's po-mo time! Plus, vote for the next book! Pop over to the discord to let us know what to read next! Link is at the blog woo! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/01/31/e...

Ep. 348. Skateboard Champion: Week 7 Old People Are A Lot More Fragile Oh holy cow you guys this could be it! There are only two endings left! If your boys find em both we’re talking a clean sweep of this book! That’s some hot literary janitation! Will the…

Time to get up! Sleepin' in is overrated! Why not take a listen and see if we manage to finish this dang book today?! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/01/24/e...

Oh hey, no way - NEW EP! Are you ready for POWER UPS? Trick question! No one is ready for POWER UPS! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/01/17/e...

Ep. 346. Skateboard Champion: Week 5 That’s Some Show This week, Chris’ fears come to life before his very eyes, Matt makes an impression on some dangerous dudes, somebody’s ending makes them a little sick to their stomach, and Krampus dro…

Believe or Do Not! A new episode is here! Time to rip a 360 earphone grab and shred a fakey hearslide into.. like uh, an enjoygrind to kick.. relax. I don't know. Enjoy the episode! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/01/10/e...

Ep. 345. Lazy Grundle Days with Bill and Dani! It’s that very special time of year when Christmas has passed and the New Year has not yet arrived! Why not spend it with friends? Dani and Bill are back! But we’re not heading Down Und…

Finally a new episode! And Dani and Bill from @escapethispodcast.bsky.social are here! And so is Grundle Troll! And also we can't read the book we were gonna bc we planned bad! But we get to read an even BETTER BOOK! Happy Grundle Days! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2025/12/30/e...

Dearest Users! Remember how Matt’s back was hurting him? It got worse! He’s on meds now and taking care of himself (it’s just a muscle thing, nothing to worry about) but sadly there won’t be a new ep this week. Thank you for your patience in this trying time! ❤️ #FinishIt

Ep. 344. Skateboard Champion: Week 4 Krampusnacht 1 This week, Chris’ fears come to life before his very eyes, Matt makes an impression on some dangerous dudes, somebody’s ending makes them a little sick to their stomach, and Krampus dro…

Krampusnacht has passed but it's still Krampusweekend! Celebrate with your favorite monster and one of his favorite Yules and also his least favorite Yule! #FinishIt #Krampus finishitpod.com/2025/12/07/e...

A Note from Krampus Regarding Turd Brother’s Pathetic Fragility Hello hello hello this is the Krampus. Turd brother has tried to ruin Krampusnacht by hurting his back but I, the Krampus, assure you that there will be an episode this weekend even if it kills tur…

Happy Krampusnacht! We hoped to get an episode out today, but Matt threw out his back so it's gonna be a little late. Krampus can apparently get into the wordpress, so it looks like he left a message for everyone. New ep soon! Sorry for the delay! #FinishIt #Krampus finishitpod.com/2025/12/05/a...

Posted this on my dang personal acct the other day like a goofball! Here it is if anyone missed it! GRATITUDES, DUDES!

Ep. 342. Skateboard Champion: Week 3 A Scream Builds Up In The Throat This week, Chris meets the new coolest character in the book, Matt gets really into exercising his constitutional rights, and crime in Park City experiences an unprecedented increasement!

Hoowee sure feelin' like a Friday am I right?! Gotta love it! Why not enjoy a new ep full of unrepentant cube-gleaming?! Matt expresses his constitutional right to be kind of a jerk! Chris "drops in" on a cool new pal! Cube gleamed! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2025/11/21/e...

Ep. 341. Skateboard Champion: Week 2 Jack Lombardi, Park City PD This week, Matt gets a firsthand look at why Park City has such a bad crime problem, it becomes increasingly obvious that everyone in town is an undercover cop, and Chris is from the river/returns …

Apologies for the late post, Dearest Users! We had technical difficulties (Matt forgot to upload his audio) but it's all fixed now (Matt uploaded it). Do more skateboarding kids get terribly injured this week? You had better believe it! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2025/11/14/e...

Ep. 340. Skateboard Champion: Week 1 The Winner’s Club This week, it’s back-to-school time! Matt makes two whole choices, and Chris gets a read where everything turns out fine. Or does it?! And then, OR DOES IT AGAIN?!

Neeeeeew booooook daaaaaayyyyy! Strap on your helmet and your wrist guards and your shin guards and your elbow pads and your knee pads and might as well throw on some sun block while you're at it IT'S TIME TO SHRED SOME STREET! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2025/11/07/e...

Ep. 339. Creeptobscare ’25: The Creature From Miller’s Pond Week 5 This is it! Will Chris and Matt find the last two endings of this book and deliver a Creeptobscare to remember? Will Matt pass his final Creeptobscare Challenge? Is anyone even READY for a Creeptob…

HAPPY CREEPTOBSCARE TO ALL! There's only two endings left to track down! THE STAKES COULDN'T BE HIGHER! Get ready for spoops galore - plus a special Creeptobscare Sad Pizza Party! IT'S ALMOST TOO MUCH! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2025/10/31/e...

Ep. 338. Creeptobscare ’25: The Creature From Miller’s Pond Week 4 This week, Matt accidentally uses tough love to teach a big lesson, Chris discovers something earth-shattering about creature biology, and your mind will be blown by a hot new concept in Halloween …

Consider your Saturday night plans canceled! It's new ep time! Send your friends home and cuddle up with a pond creature whose internal body temperature JUST MIGHT SURPRISE YOU! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2025/10/25/e...

Ep. 337. Creeptobscare ’25: The Creature From Miller’s Pond Week 3 This week, Creeptobscare continues to barrel along as Matt doubles his trouble, Chris gets into the movie picture business, and someone can’t name a single person from the entire last year of…

Creeptobscare cannot be stopped! Matt exits the frying pan only to ENTER THE FIRE! Chris witnesses a monster YELLING AT A MONSTER! And someone proves that basically nothing happened in pop culture in 2025! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2025/10/15/e...

Ep. 336. Creeptobscare ’25: The Creature From Miller’s Pond Week 2 This week, Matt learns that the Creature is the least of their worries, Chris goes for quite a spin, and the Creeptobscare challenges continue! Are you prepared for multiple The Prestiges? Is anyon…

Creeptobscare continues with some seriously PRESTIGEous stuff! Also, I just inhaled a bug just now while writing this! I'm coughing a bunch. I'm ok though. Ok enjoy the episode! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2025/10/11/e...

Ep. 335. Creeptobscare ’25: The Creature From Miller’s Pond Week 1 BOO! Blow the dust off that ol’ bowl of candy corn, it’s Creeptobscare time again! This year, the bros are going 5 straight weeks in fish monster heaven! But will they be able to find a…

It's CREEPTOBSCARE TIME AGAIN! 5 weeks! 10 endings! 1 unforgettable fish monster adventure! Can the bros finish this book before Creeptobscare ends? WHO KNOWS?! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2025/10/01/e...

Ep. 334. Watch Out for Room 13: Week 4 Bad Time for Baloney, Buddy This week, it’s back-to-school time! Matt makes two whole choices, and Chris gets a read where everything turns out fine. Or does it?! And then, OR DOES IT AGAIN?!

Time to go back to ghoul school with the Yules, TOO COOL! Will anyone survive? Not without lifelong psychological trauma! Locked in a walk-in fridge full of people meat? Kids love that stuff! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2025/09/04/e...

We're also looking into some new tools to make streaming and doing video-y things easier, so hopefully we can get into that soon! (Let us know recs and things to stay away from if you have opinions!)

Hello, Dearest Users! Apologies are in order - Sept is going to be a bit light on new eps. Matt has a long vacation mid-month, & both bros have busy works atm. We'll have a fresh ep next week for sure, but then it might be a couple weeks before we get a new one out. PLS FORGIVE, WE ❤️ U. #FinishIt