a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Pianker's Lamp

"BLERG BLERG BLERG BLERG I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER"

well yeah I have a healthy and happy relationship with my mother in law

I just smoked two bowls and drank a gansett tallboy while my MiL chain smoked Marlboro blacks AMA

We've moved on to Frank Ocean, which they also love

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Just caught our twin toddlers going crazy for this song, quite a legacy

i don't think believing this makes someone an evil person BUT all evil people believe this

Salute to an all-time tweet

A three-panel comic. In the first, the crab from the cover of 'The Fat of the Land', with motion blur lines all around him, is saying "Yooooo! Mezzanine Beetle! What's up my brotha!". The second panel shows the beetle from the cover of Massive attack's album Mezzanine saying to himself "This fucking guy. Here we go.". In the third panel, the beetle sighs and says 'He Prodigy Crab' to the crab, who is still surrounded by motion-blur lines in all directions.

I found this much funnier than I should have (credit: jakearmy_ on instagram)

GenXers reinventing demographically-based notions of ontological evil from first principles, but progressivish

Gotta be one of my favorite genre of posts on the normie-er websites

"California" by OAR is "Pink Pony Club"s Wario

curry, liver and veg combo, Grimsby Town FC, £4

Space co.bat as described in The Expanse novels is the same narrative variable time compressions as baking good bread

In the Twitter exodus Threads got "conversation" and Bluesky got "thought." This is the new Continental/Analytic divide.

being a third wheel while two girls on a date watch A Extremely Goofy Movie call that the hyuck chair

Fuck

bsky.app/profile/phdg...

Oh shit

The Peter Gabriel version of Heroes is process ethics consistent with both Bergson and Whitehead ontology/cosmology (both conbinatory and respectively).

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If one wants an outstanding "I'm true neutral, just here to watch good ball" experience, WNBA is the obvious choice among major sports leagues for season-after-season fandom.

alt: a large, restaurant-grade open top rectangular plastic trash can atop restaurant mats in a semi-dark home kitchen

My MiL bought me a trash can for my birthday. Probably best gift I got that wasn't our kids' handprint card

I...am selking many of these loaves

Ahaha nah, just out here trying my best

Email subject line claiming trist in the VA is an all time high

Lot of questions about my email being answered by my email -ass email

Therapist: You can always go back to academia. You're always gonna be an academic even if you aren't working as one.

Me: Fuck

🚩marked safe from nearly commenting on something a streamer said or did

I want everyone in America to hate JD Vance as much as I hate JD Vance, and the biggest contributor to my cause is one JD Vance.

I'm not a Catholic/But I'm used to guilt

Owlcat games board room meeting where they discuss what happened regarding their 40k video game adaptation where instead of capturing the anticipated dork male 40k fanbase they instead attracted a Ton of insane women who don't care about dumb lore and instead want to fuck the Evil Space Twink Elf

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me.
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screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h • JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO: "When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory." "In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology." "And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -

POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad

VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??

POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there