the way I watched Trixie and Katya's "Bald and the Beautiful" all weekend and brought "ooo there ain't no other way" to my workplace

i fear i ATE

was going to buy the SZA Lana vinyl tomorrow but why is she a mosquito waiting for my OFF lotion to wear off

Thought my coworker asked if I was a vegetarian over lunch, and I was like "Who tf told you that?" and I waved a chicken leg in her face

She asked if I was a Saggitarius

They knew we hated Mewtwo decks, so they gave us Mewthree

They cooked so hard with the immersive Celebi

thank you for not giving up! i always say no when players surrender spam before ray is up

Might have to pick up ZZZ as a 5th gacha game after these latest updates

quake in DU is literally just "why are you hitting yourself"

One daynana, after dinnana... Bananick to the originana planana, and buildnana a bananest with bananoft nana where the Charmonana Dove felanana? Or buildnana a cagnana for it, and bananeed it, nananing it the nana nana ba nana from within the bana na nana nana? Bana nana na nana na nananswer.

aespa the women that you are

that one gimmick charmony dove bluesky account is eating good

is the credibility in the room with us right now

STOP PLAYIN WITH ME

the biggest counter to mewtwo isn't alakazam, it's heads

gnx feels like the lyricism of mr. morale and the big steppers and the banger beats of kendrick's earlier albums

120 pulls and a dream for E2S1 sunday

the fact that I've pulled 10+ charizards and NO MOLTRES is diabolical

we will be pulling an eidolon

You're telling me we live among adults who still make Ls with their hands to figure out left from right

Bounsweet

dialga

Pokemon Duel was too ahead of its time and should've came out now

recently picked up Reverse: 1999 again since 1.1 and pulled a 2 pity Getian, but I am so overwhelmed as a returning player like who are these characters

how is it that my best Smash games are the first matches I play after months of not playing

my fav game is opening Grindr in company offices to see if there are any 0 ft anon profiles and guessing based on stats

tuned into the MAMA awards as a casual fan of all k-pop

when did stan culture grow into something so obsessive, so fanatical, so militant... they perceive anything as a threat or a battle to be fought.

fanwars existed in 2016 (bts/exo, twice/bp/rv) but when did it get this bad? #kpop #MAMA

my 6 y/o self waking my mom at 3 am to tell her i threw up

(groans of increasing discomfort)

first time I cried over a video game was hearing the piano after Emmeryn fell