It is every cat’s sacred duty to be as annoying as possible while being completely endearing at the same time.

Nine Inch Noize's Coachella week 2 performance. Fuuuuuuck, that was good.

Recruiting Command combat patch. Gotta be the only one in existence!

Congress clearly missed the memo.
Remember, this is the Trump/Vance/GOP genocide.
Along with the rest of the pedophiles and murderers.

Enjoy your time in prison…

#SheShed

Or someone with a weird laugh.

This is actually a good insight. No further notes.

Fuck that traitor.

The best explanation why millions of Americans worship and support a convicted felon and sexual predator...

Forrunately for her, Ms. Bondi is a spinster.

How’s the Dow today, Pam?

Iran won’t close the Strait

Iran better open the Strait

Iran has 2 days to open the Strait

Iran has a week to open the Strait

NATO, open the Strait

I’ll bomb your critical infrastructure if Strait isn’t opened

I don’t care about the Strait

No ceasefire till Strait is open

U.S. Army opens investigation into attack helicopter activities at Kid Rock's home, No Kings protest U.S. Army officials have ordered a probe into two Apache helicopters that flew over Saturday's "No Kings" protest in downtown Nashville, then engaged in low-altitude maneuvers near Kid Rock's home.

U.S. Army opens investigation into attack helicopter activities at Kid Rock's home, No Kings protest www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...

I remember another CSA who got forced out by a SECDEF on the eve of a Middle East ground war for telling the boss something he didn't wanna hear.

If I was Iran, I’d be saying “We will only negotiate with Obama”

I wouldn't be shocked if some of those muscles atrophied during the GWOT, but safe handling of nuclear devices/parts/materials is historically a JSOC mission (Counter WMD Proliferation, they used to call it).

I made this exact post a week ago, but it was about Opening Day and my complete ignorance of baseball analytics and player contracts.

- Iran won’t close the Strait because that would be very bad for them

- we knew they would close it, I expected oil prices to be worse

- the strait will open itself

- we don’t use it, allies should open it

- OPEN THE STRAIT RIGHT NOW OR WE’LL DESTROY YOUR POWER PLANTS

A draft dodger calling allies cowards is maximum USA.

Applebee’s and Ihop unite – will new ‘dual’ restaurant tempt back US diners? — Guardian US Fusion of cherished American eateries hopes to revive brands that have ‘gone hungry’ while rest of industry feasts

I'm at the IHOP (what?)
I'm at the Applebee’s (what?)
I'm at the combination IHOP and Applebee’s

Perfect

KC-135 Stratotanker refueling jet down in Iraq. Rescue underway, according to Centcom. Tanker is reported to be from McDill AFB. Not shot down, according to US military.

Nobody's asking the company to keep me entertained. The question is, can it drill?

We drill a huge hole down to Hell and dump all the “bad” Middle Eastern oil in there because oil causes problems. Later we figure out oil is just oil and can’t actually be "bad" because it doesn’t think or do stuff. So we drill some wells in the US, pull the oil back up from Hell, and keep it here.

Yesterday, Jeffrey Epstein's former account testified, under oath, that the Epstein Estate paid a settlement to one of the women accusing Donald Trump of raping her as a minor, AFTER Epstein had died.

This would end any other President instantly. But the press doesn't care.

I mean, I know who Cal Raleigh is and apparently he's still a thing, so I have that going for me.

For some people, there are no more joyous words than "Pitchers and Catchers Report". For me it means a feed full of baseball vagueskeets I have no way of understanding:
"They’re basically asking him to subsidize his own inevitable FIP regression. It’s getting ugly. #PitchingAnalytics"
Yo, what?

When will Trump's hearing
be conducted, under oath?

The Trump Administration KNOWS Trump, himself, couldn't talk his way out
of a WET paper bag.

#TrumpEpsteinFiles
#TrumpDistractionWar