dm me

fun for her either way tho

the thing about my gf is that it's very practical when i'm cutting weight and very impractical when I'm bulking

bf has a hair-trigger gag reflex and gf calls her dick her drain snake

Emetophobic twink bf and unwashed cock trans gf.

They constantly lie about it the the girlfriends and wives of the cishet men that they’re fucking. Knowing that if they’re baby trapped in terrible relationships they’ll rave more and more degenerate sex as stress relief~

A relaxed 300μg starting dose like the one he's on can really intensify senses like smell and taste, so she's doing her part to improve the overall experience for him by not washing her dick for three days.

Older tgirl tripsitting for a mormon prettyboy runaway's first experience with LSD.

(She waits until two hours in when it's got him pinned to the wall, then she "trips" up and "sits" on his face).

Trans milf doing constant inverse oedipus rex shit when she picks up pretty young trans girls and twinks in the same college towns she used to haunt, only ever recognising the women from the family photos after she busts.

Cute repressed twink unable to pray properly because of worldly distractions (the sensation of one of her stray pubic hairs stuck between his teeth)

Mormon prettyboy runaways learning the concept of "cash, grass or ass" from a butch transgirl trucker while hitchhiking away from Utah.

Trans girl who says "yeah nah my estrogen levels mean I'm always safe" (she's lying)

Trans girls packing one billion little Michael Phelpses per quarter teaspoon who lie about having vasectomies.

Trans girls with unfathomably-high sperm counts. Comically-potent trans girls who are really bad at pulling out.

I need her

so basically what im thinking is the tranny is the solution to the riddle of history, and that she herself knows this to be the case

No see that's the thing, you try to write for a musk-appreciating audience and you reach a point where making things 1% more gross immediately turns off 50% of your remaining readers.

I got better!

Doooont, I'll start yearning if you flirt!

we're reinviting the "one of the guys" woman troupe but for trannies

Kinda like fermented foods in that the same aromas, tastes and textures associated with "most incredible parmesan you've ever tasted" can be almost indistinguishable from "that one old block of cheddar in the back of the fridge that made you lose 7% of your bodyweight in three days one time"

Musk is a funny kink because it can't be conveyed straightforwardly through an audiovisual medium, and literary depictions ride the line between "unremarkable scene-setting" on one side and "erection-wiltingly unpleasant" on the other.

Her dirtbag friends still inexplicably treat her with the respect, casual fraternity, and mock-homoeroticism of a cis guy but everyone else reads her as the most fish passoid to ever walk the earth

Transfem shithead older brother who somehow manages to get FFS on Medicaid.

Her 2003 Volvo V70 has the worst subwoofers you've ever heard, she smokes mids, and she has a 600 million/ml sperm count.

She's like if your dickhead older brother transitioned and got really hot but had no other changes to her interests or personality

Transfem fry cook with Primus tats railing a waitress behind the dry goods area

Yeah and then you skipped out on your own communion *and* confession, whore. When am I getting the chance to tan that hide for your sins?

mindlessly lapping,
drool rivulets entwine with
ocean-salty sweat

This was kind of hilarious in retrospect. Planning a play scene and realising halfway through "oh I just want to do this to be a girl, don't I?"