Soup, the tastiest alchemy

On one hand, today has been a brutally slow day at work. On the other hand, I’ve cleared most of the admin scut work. On the gripping hand, I’ve also spent about the last hour discussing the sales teams favorite DS9 episodes

Johnson's Motorcar YouTube video by The Dubliners - Topic

It’s that time of year again when I can blast this music and people don’t get to complain too much.

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Thoughts on the eve of 2025

“Rise like lions after slumber”

Cloak and rapier seems like an advanced version of “the winner of the knife fight gets to die in the ambulance”

o7, fade

Small shitty club, I'm gonna keep on playin at the small shitty club, I'm gonna keep on playing down in east riverside, I'm gonna keep on playin at the small shitty club, small shitty club

A glass of wine, with a turkey defrosting in the background

Pre-Thanksgiving cooking goes a lot quicker once you’re 2 glasses into the new bottle of wine.

And always after that, it grew worse.

I aspire to this level of “I have cats”

Now the trumpet summons us again--not as a call to bear arms, though arms we need--not as a call to battle, though embattled we are-- but a call to bear the burden of a long twilight struggle, year in and year out, "rejoicing in hope, patient in tribulation"

Solidarity means joining forces with people you find annoying so you can more effectively fight people who want you dead

Stephen Miller would try to use a toddler as a lifejacket.

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This country has a lot of trolley problems for a place with such shit-poor public transit.

Mined from the hell site

My job is helping to support a good cause, maybe you might want to join in

Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender.

Today’s inexplicable mental brainwork: palpatine “singing music of the night”

Somewhere the other day, I saw a suggestion that they remake the “Ernest” movies with John Cena as the lead and that is just living rent free in my brainpan

Can’t believe it’s been a whole year since Queen Elizabeth died and 11 months since British special forces killed her again

For my Buffalo folks

Dear other bills fans, I drafted Kelce yesterday in my fantasy football league. You’re welcome

It seems clear to me that if Altuve had been in the lineup all season, that this whole “Rangers lead the division” thing wouldn’t have been a thing. Stupid hand injuries

I haven’t seen so many rich guys stuck in the mud since the Battle of Agincourt

This year’s Burning Man has turned into the German positions inside Stalingrad.

"The National Guard gets deployed to save Burning Man" is some shit you'd expect in a Broken Lizard movie

And still, Kissinger endures

It's bittersweet but somehow fitting that the man who wrote our anthems for summer day-drinking left us on Labor Day weekend