Exactly!
Posts by Velodus✨
Good hoops today
See, there you go! I see nothing but positives
It'd rule to be The Miniature Wife just for watching movies at home because suddenly every movie would consume the entire sky for you. It'd be like IMAX times 100, it'd be amazing.
I wish everything in life was as dependable as a Nuggets-T'Wolves series being awesome
The only good use for James Dolan's arena panopticon technology would be if teams used it during Bark at the Park nights to compile a supercut of all the cute things dogs do inside baseball stadiums.
That game ruled. It's funny, CJ missing those two free throws was like a blessing in disguise because the Knicks didn't set up for a good play from it. If he had made one or two instead this game might be in OT rn
The poetry of the Hawks dealing Knicks-killer Trae Young for CJ McCollum just for McCollum to play the same damn role against them is pretty incredible.
"While it's great that the NBA on NBC brought back Roundball Rock, they're simply not utilizing it as frequently or as well as they did in the 90s. And they're not playing the old TV edit version that was the superior version of it."
The Raptors would be like 60% more likely to win if they were wearing their cool throwbacks like the Cavs are doing
I can't get over that Netflix dropped the first episode of the new JoJo's series and then was like "The second episode? Yeah that'll be ready in like... 8 months."
Jose Bautista has one of the coolest careers ever to me. An irrelevant 29-year-old on his fifth team who had never hit more than 16 home runs in a season, he suddenly hits 54 hr in 2010 and 43 the following year. He became an elite superstar completely out of thin air, it's wild.
They're definitely up there too! Philly sports is very well represented on here (positive).
Ugh, THE WORST.
If you ever get a post that pops off, it's important to remember there are people who have so many followers that literally *every* post they make gets viral-level engagement, because it really does illuminate how so many famous ppl have lost their minds doing this.
Once Wemby starts winning an MVP, it's gonna be very hard not to give it to him every single year.
There's like 80% more visible playoff energy in this Spurs game than there was in every other game.
The Magic just beat a healthy Pistons team on the road by 11 a few days after losing to the Sixers by 12 without Embiid
If the Magic just bring in a hypnotist before every game to trick their players into believing every game is a Game 1, they could win this series
The most Orlando Magic thing possible would be them winning this game, honestly
My hope is that Pistons-Magic will be better just because the Magic have no business being only an 8 seed so by default it should be closer than these other games
Today's NBA games be like
It's time for my annual suggestion that first round NBA series should end if a team goes up 3-0. OKC shouldn't need to beat Phoenix four straight times to prove they're better than them.
It's time to find out what the Phoenix Suns, the official NBA team of Bluesky, are capable of.
If you liked the post above, you know what else you might randomly like? This video essay I made about Takopi's Original Sin!
Right! It's either used for a completely obvious task or something nefarious, like "What can I type to make my friends like me?"
These prompts are never ever complicated or useful, it's always like "Hey Gemini, what's the third planet from the sun?"
Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.
Watching the Sixers without Embiid play a fully healthy Celtics team on the road