Cheers to another #FCF with all you wonderful gays who live in my phone!

update: it’s time

A photo of two cats (Max and Theo) who are cuddling and potentially asleep, atop an ottoman.

Find some time to relax like this today. You deserve it.

That was such an embarrassing meeting. Some attending virtually were having a discussion as to whether the audio issues (with the crazy echo) in the opening remarks were intentional or not, because it would've been great foreshadowing for how the remarks had no Earthly basis in reality.

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

A selfie of me, reclining, wearing a black T-shirt and grey robe but no pants. I'm also wearing a cockring.

Wishing y'all a fine and relaxing #FCF today!

A screenshot of an arriving email with the subject line "Failbetter Games News: Caution, Horrible Puppet Within"

The email title really ties it all together, though. No notes.

Mental check-in... meme only.

ITAS is a hot mess. Having to manually adjust telework hours to account for leave hours if the telework hasn't been approved in advance is just the latest headache. It's jankiness has been an ongoing joke with coworkers for the near-decade I've had to use it.

The perfect spot to sit down and enjoy a nice Valentine's Day ride 🥵

South Philly snow removal guidelines, page 6: "The same machete that you use to remove snow from your parking spot can also be used to drive off those who would attempt to park in the space after you have cleared it."

In rather august company there! And well-deserved, too.

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

A selfie, upper torso and face, with me wearing a robe, standing outside in front of woods covered in freshly fallen snow.

Cheers from the Poconos! Such a beautiful, snowy weekend.

🫂🫂 Big hugs and wishes for your brain to wind down a bit to let you relax!

A nude selfie. My arms are raised and I'm standing in front of a rowing machine. A cat is photobombing the shot at my feet.

Happy #tummytuesday, Bluesky friends! Don't mind the photobomber; he's my workout coach.

A photo of me, nude, reclining on my side in bed

Wishing everyone an enjoyably chill new year!

👏👏👏

A kitten sits inside the box lid for a copy of Frosthaven, which is stacked on top of the box. Another kitten sits on the edge of the table, next to the box. Both face the camera.

It's the mayor and innkeeper of Frosthaven! Wait... no... it's just kittens who want to eat the pieces.

Hey, my high school! Cheers to supporting teachers in PA!

Strange Horticulture and Strange Antiquities are part of the festival, and both were a real treat. Occult mysteries, narrative choices with different endings, and compelling visuals with a satisfying puzzle mechanic. Definitely recommend. Also keeping my eye on Hawthorn as it's in development.

Me, wearing a Philadelphian "I Voted!" sticker and pointing at it.

Vote! It's important!

Done! 🗳️ Now it’s your turn, PA Voters. Right now we need leaders who will uphold the rule of law, defend our rights, and keep our courts fair and independent. To protect women’s reproductive rights and maintain free & fair elections, PA voters need to show up and VOTE YES! #VoteYesToRetainOurJudges

Done! 🗳️

Now it’s your turn, PA Voters. Right now we need leaders who will uphold the rule of law, defend our rights, and keep our courts fair & independent.

To protect women’s reproductive rights and maintain free & fair elections, PA voters need to show up & VOTE YES!
#VoteYesToRetainOurJudges

Post you from a different era

2012 - grad school, babey

Also the fact that all his "From the commissioner" communications to staff are recorded like influencer videos and sent out to the agency without transcripts is thoroughly odious. Bad enough he goes on Fox and misrepresents the results of scientific studies, but his lack of shame is nauseating.

A naked selfie with me facing away from the mirror. You can see my face, and the reflection of my back and cakes in the mirror.

Also, how about some nudity to celebrate me finally getting back on my workout routine? #thiccthursday maybe? 🍑

A photo of me laying down with a kitten laying in my armpit and another laying on my stomach.

When you lay down to read and become populated territory.

Let's celebrate Wednesday with a video of the newly adopted kittens in their favorite hiding place!
#kittens

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...

IT IS TIME.

Brenner was an absolutely toady when she was acting commissioner. Full of smarmy faux authenticity. Not that the replacement is much better, but seeing a career official doing it is somehow worse than it coming from a political appointee.