ehehehe, sports girlie

A. So pretty!
2. Which violent ice mermaid is your favorite?
iii. Was it fun?

Mia outside in a green MSU hoodie, sunglasses and a lavender hat

Area woman does yard work, complains about getting old and weak

I'm just saying, there are limits to dry shampoo and moist wipes

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Big talk there, Emmy/Emme/Emma

Is this where I point out Psycho Killer was the first full song I learned?

Tbf, we generally share one of like seven names, this is a common pitfall

I love how Midwestern you still are 💚

I tapped out as a cub scout and we just met in the school library thankfully

I love bureaucracy and technocracy

This successful moon mission shows the power of what we can do when we have a bunch of meetings where experts make the decisions

Imagine the relief of your first fresh air being ocean salt breeze after breathing each other's farts for nine days

🫠💚

That's kind of like landing Artemis II

YES

I don't act like a man, I act like a woman who doesn't have to touch a toilet seat unless she's in public

I resemble that remark

God, I never thought I'd see live plasma

Good lord this is amazing and frightening and I keep thinking anxious thoughts about Bad Phrases to Hear

It's not like I have any reason to stay up, can't imagine any of you would be up late

Showered, shaved, hair blown out, we're ready for a Provosts meeting and award ceremony tomorrow

We want bad takes? I refuse to sit to pee unless I'm in public restrooms

They are not! Those are the cateyes I considered buying for Halloween in 2021 without managing to crack

Mia in 2023 posing with her old ID

Here's the first month I was out, 4 months on HRT, and stunlocked the Meijer clerk I was trying to buy beer from

Then add another year of HRT on top of that lol

I waited a whole year to do my name change after I came out, and let me tell you, that ID was looking silly and I was also afraid of getting pulled over

Lemme tell you, attention feels so great when it's focused on the body you want

That's amazingly on brand

yeah, probably

somebody formerly high up fed my coming out letter into the machine and sent back a five paragraph congratulations email

that was the ultimate example