I wasn't blown away by this. But The Bonesetter's Daughter (also by Amy Tan) is one of my favourite books of all time.

Similar in NE England. Often they are £15 but on a constant happy hour which means you get two.

Oh my god, we had bin strikes last year and I feel you! The sweetest sound!

I make this all the time and it's delicious and so simple:
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Our travel agent booked us into the Manchester Britannia the night before we went honeymoon. We started our married life wandering around the Trafford Centre just to be somewhere else.

One like, one imaginary stomach crunch

Very much so

It's like Dominic Raab, which sort of sounds like "rob" in a verrrrrry drawn out American accent

It was because there was a trend of putting your hair up in a half ponytail on the top of your head, using many scrunchies. Our head of year decided that she wasn't having everyone going round 'looking like pineapples' and banned them 😂

🎶Clowns to the left of me
Nazis to the right
Here I am
Stuck in a dying democracy where it won't stop raining and everything costs a fortune with you🎶

Wearing more than one scrunchie in your hair

I haven't read this one! *downloads immediately*

I am bad at remembering titles, but Kate Canterbary, Alexis Hall, Jess K Hardy, Steve McHugh.

At this point, I do not know how anyone denies what is happening in Gaza unless they have no sense of morals. People are starving to death. They are being shot at when they come to get food. What else can you possibly call this but genocide?

Nine-Inch Hair Extensions 😂

Imagine thinking that the biggest problem facing the UK right now is asylum seekers delivering kebabs

Ok, if this guy wasn't Lestat the vampire, what would his band's name be? Because I swear this is exactly how I picture a minor character in my WIP and his band is currently called *THE SOMETHINGS TBC*

Presumably not from standing?!?

"We say this thing like this, so this other thing should follow that pattern and you're wrong if you disagree" is a terrible argument, because English is a messy, messy bitch

My kids used to call them "bloobers" so that is what they will forever be in this house

My favourite review of one of my books contains the words "formulaic" and "pornographic". Five stars.

We're done? Like, we're going to cease to exist? Can we wait a few weeks so I can go on holiday first?

Oh my god have I finally, FINALLY, figured out the MCs' dynamic for this god damn bloody book?

I was too tired to drag myself into the office this morning so decided to WFH, but I forgot my neighbour was having his patio pressure washed and now I have regrets

I have definitely read more than one of them, but I cannot for the life of me remember what they were called. Probably because they were extremely dull and generic in other ways too.

Every time you look at this, there's something new to wonder about

Despite living through 14/16 English summers, my kids refuse to believe that it can be both rainy and warm, so when I suggested they wear shorts today to go help their dad at an outdoor gig, they looked at me as if I'd lost my mind.

Thank you 😊

3 years ago today, I became an indie romance author! Happy birthday, Cleo and Devon 🎂

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It's a fucking ridiculous one today