i love these comics of men ensouled oceanic spirits

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

They told us to log off

Israel escalates attacks on medics in Lebanon with deadly ‘quadruple tap’ Lebanese health ministry says killing of 91 healthcare workers shows ‘total disregard’ for international law

The Israeli army struck civilians in the Lebanese city of Mayfadoun.

And then, the Israelis double-tapped the medics who arrived onto the scene.

And then, they triple-tapped the next wave of medics.

And then, they did it one more time for good measure.

A rare quadruple-tap which killed four medics and wounded six more.

In total over 90 healthcare workers have been assassinated by Israel since the beginning of the intensified strikes on Lebanon by Israel.

Yuki Izumi Everyone, thank you for gathering here today in spite of your poor mental health.

How the Strokes ended their second Coachella set!
#TheStrokes #Coachella

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

It Was on Your Table Every Morning Growing Up. It’s Dying Before Our Eyes. No One Wants to Face It. The powerhouse of American citrus is suffering a brutal decline. Everyone has a theory about why.

how a toxic mix of glyphosate, climate change worsened weather, deregulation, and property development, has caused the Florida orange harvest to decline 95%! from 2003

Florida oranges may soon be a memory.
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how is this literally happening in real life

Maybe just maybe if the international community developed half an iota of spine and imposed the basic kind of consequences onto Israel then this level of impunity would not have developed and perhaps then those concerned about antisemitism wouldn't have to contend with these daily images.

A lot of people understandably concerned about how an image of a Jewish colonial soldier in Lebanon destroying a Jesus statue can fuel antisemitism but there truly is an easy fix and it is making these soldiers feel as if there will be consequences if they are ever identified.

a veritable who's who the fuck are you, plus eve fartlow, headlined by a guy who inspires mosque-shootings

boys have "hot dog swag," men have

Watching Palantir do Sephiroth posting about multiculturalism and I would like to remind everyone that they were doing corporate fake woke shit just like every other company.

I love when companies solely dedicated to spying on people drop a manifesto. It bodes well for the future

yeah

Was watching sandwiches of history and he said that the open face sandwich existed for about a hundred years before sandwiches with two pieces of bread. People used to be dumb as hell! Used to take generations to figure that shit out!!

I would like to take some time to address the crayon-scribbled 'Manifesto' that Palantir dropped today;

A document which reads like it dropped directly from the id of the Billionaire class and their Conservative & Neoliberal flunkies.

Here is a full rebuttal, point for point. (🧵1/22)

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

I feel like enough time has passed to officially put this in the “dad movie hall of fame. This is the sort of thing dads will happily watch on TNT for the next twenty years

"Thank you Brock" chants

Israel as party to the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and the Fourth Geneva Conventipon do have a responsibility to a right of return, the immigration of law of a state is still subject to international law, for example a country that deny it's citizen to immigrate counts as a violation.

Blowing up civilian homes as "terror infrastructure" as revenge for IDF's failure to occupy the village in 2006.

"I've come for payback. To kill the murderers of Hezbollah, and to blow up their homes, which became terror infrastructure".

RATT is a really good name for a band but RAT would be a bad name, the extra T doesn’t mean anything but it really made the difference

HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0 Remember that even the “nice guy” leftists will dox you and try to get you fired. And they’ll do it with the most dogshit joke you ever read Quotetweeted: Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers · Apr 17 Working for NYC Ferry. Wow! He's just like The Avengers.

"Help! I'm a niche internet microNazi-Celebrity and someone found my LinkedIn! I've been Doxxed!"

A parenting influencer is facing backlash after accidentally running over her toddler and using it for content Kelly Hopton-Jones posted photos from the hospital while her son received treatment

I’m sorry you did what now?