I heard Iran is giving one of those big boxes of Pokémon cards to any American soldier who shoots his commanding officer

I'd like to take this opportunity that I WILL be getting the surgery that turns you into a cephalopod.

Art by @dannastaaf.bsky.social

just got reminded of this video

Feelings are like pee

found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years

r/AmItheAsshole

I (22m) untied the green ribbon around my gf's (21f) neck and her head fell off

If you only gender me correctly when you want something from me, and then immediately misgender me when I say no, you're not actually respecting trans people.

transition journey: realising that 90% of the women you thought you were attracted to are just women you want to be but that your attraction to Shadow the Hedgehog will never be more or less confusing

a black and white typography edit that reads "dykes make the day brighter" in all caps. to the right of the text is a pair of linked carabiners. they have two charms on them embossed with the transgender symbol and two interlocking female symbols. there is also a heart shaped lock. the entire image is textured to look photocopied.

happy second day of #lesbianvisibilityweek!

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

I consider mids loud

420 blaze it

Ho ho ho, merry 4/20!

today is the last day that you can use weed. tomorrow, that's it for the rest of the year.

"ew i don't wanna swallow cum" ok nerd more for me

low key hot to blow a girl for taco bell and then not eat

when you disagree with me it is because youre evil and stupid but when i disagree with you it is because you are evil and stupid

real (drunk) talk: if almost any of these guys asked to fuck id say yes

i want her baby

experiment experimenting

it's been 12 years since a friend, somehow having dodged a decade of conspiracy theories and jokes, replied "the band?!?" to hearing "Bush did 9/11" for the first time

to date, it's the single funniest thing we've ever experienced in real life

flanders saying "yeah i support putin. putin the stew back in student"

Loona can work a bong~ happy 4/20! 🤭

Pet Loona~ 🐕‍🦺

even a broken cock can cum twice a day

Sexier*

"thanks again" is a great phrase to use when you didn't necessarily thank someone previously

9/11 but sexy

im sick atm but im still getting stoned and you cant stop me