If Jesus was a woman would they of called his “miracles” witchcraft?

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Saw this comment in a tiktok.

Go see Weapons

Why are none of the spirit halloweens near me open yet 😫

Do you think the aliens will think I’m pretty?

Showing up for myself, because no one else will.

Ozzy putting in his will that Sharon gets roses every week after his death. Meanwhile, women are fighting for a man to just text them back. Men need to step up their game.

Shall I compare thee to a summers day? No, a summers day is not a bitch

a man in a superhero costume with the words excuse me below him ALT: a man in a superhero costume with the words excuse me below him

I hope Superman 2 is enemies to lovers and we get to see Lex and Superman kiss 🙃

Literally! I can’t believe people watch these films and they take the villains side.

Superman is “woke” and he’s just caring about people and doing good for all human kind. People are mad over a super hero who cares for everyone.

Find someone you feel safe being a burden to

I always know what I want, so they call me a bitch

Me: “if I was a dog what breed would u be?”
Friend: “bitch you’re not a dog, you’re a black cat”
Best compliment ever

I’m not a girl that poops, I’m a bitch that shits

I got the dirty twirls, Schmidty

I’ve been in my eternal sunshine brighter days ahead era but i think I’m stepping back into my thank you, next era

You think you’ve read the book, I’m still writing

You don’t look for a soul
You only look at the vessel.

Might have bought a wand

Todays going to be epic

Your biggest enemy is your uncontrolled mind

No rizz. Just great boobs and sarcasm.

What if we kissed on the dance floor at pizza rizzo?

May flowers grow in the saddest parts of you

Stop doing partner duties on an acquaintance paycheck

I’m in my “we’ll see” era. Because I’ve heard it all before

I’m single until a man proves he’s serious