first glance…need more hashtags

The Republican Party is now led by a vengeful warlord and his sidekick, the world’s wealthiest man who owns a stochastic terrorism machine that he’s happy to point at anyone who provokes the ire of the mad king.

Elon Musk’s temper tantrum lawsuits made me lose my job and then he and Chaya Raichik sent hordes of chuds to harass me and my colleagues who were also laid off.

None of us have shut up, so maybe people on the Hill should also do their fucking jobs.

Cartoon with Trump shooting himself in the foot.

Trump has boosted Canadian pride in all kinds of little ways. People are going beyond tariffs to cancel Netflix, avoid Amazon, etc. Pretty cool to see.

This fool.

The political scientists feel the same way: so much of this is also unconstitutional. It's a crisis. Right now.

so that's why airlines charge for checked bags cause they need room for the chemicals 😂

The Donald Trump 2.0 Grift Is Already On Spearheaded by the president's own memecoin, people including Donald Trump are rushing to cash in on Donald Trump’s inauguration and second term in office.

Today's #MustReads:

The Donald Trump 2.0 Grift Is Already On www.wired.com/story/donald... by @davidgilbert.bsky.social

The likely(?) DNI having this level of infosec, oh boy

"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past." - Jean-Paul Sartre

The question of whether Elon REALLY meant to throw up a Nazi salute is meaningless because Elon's entire persona is oriented around destroying the public's capacity for sense-making. He's always "just joking" or "triggering the libs." That's just how democracy-hating illiberals communicate.

On his way back to mommy’s basement

And logging off 😂

A very floofy creamy cat lies on his back with his little head upside down on a living room carpet. His little feets are in the air and his little paws are curled in front of him

Potato mode activated 🥔

Why follow me 😂😂😂

It’s not funny guys! I’m gonna start a substack!

There’s real world problems going on rn

ffs

Where have we seen this before?

Wikipedia article: Splooting is lying in a spread-eagled, prone posture. It is typically performed by four-legged mammals such as dogs and squirrels when they wish to relax or cool down. It may also be known as frogging or pancaking. [Image] Example of a splooting English Bulldog

wikipedia article of the day

Uh oh. No one tell Elon that his Grok AI machine has apparently caught the woke mind virus.

It’s woke af

Pain! Panic!

Not a lot going on here just a big loaf on my lap 😂

I’m not sure what that means and I’m ok with that 😂

for sociopaths and narcissists, politics is when you pretend to care about other people. rejecting politics is when you embrace your hateful, reactionary human nature.

I wonder if she has a holster for both?

Dudes out here sharing his fantasies

🚨🚨Alert Ottawa!🚨🚨
Violent Diagolon extremist Nick Smith says that he is currently in Ottawa.
For the second time in a year he removed his ankle monitor in order to evade the police.

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Caption: FINALLY ACHIEVED... Picture- map of world made up of peas. Caption - ...WORLD PEAS

I fucking knew the thoughts and prayers would work

I’m annoyed by all the new ideological buzzwords

Arby’s and I are working on much needed lulz 😆