😂

Told ya I wasn’t a virgin

Had fun chatting with Chris about all my mistakes.

Including the time I bought 1,400 England car flags, and then couldn't sell them.

Hoping I don't make anymore msitakes in the future

First time running FB ads in maybe a decade, and I'm running a campaign, but when I add new creatives to it, FB doesn't seem to want to give them any traffic.

Just wants to keep giving it to the existing creative.

What gives?

With each passing year the urge to go off-grid and live off the land increases.

I appreciate the interest from recruiters, but I’m not seeking a new role at this time.

It's really not about leaving the other platforms. It's about bringing people here and giving them more engagement than the other apps.

That's what people want. Engagement. Takes nothing to offer it

If there is a user on another app that you like, DM them and invite them here. Post and tag me

Noticed a trend on here, every time Elon is a bit of a dick (more than he usually is) I get more followers on here.

First day back at work after the Christmas break is always tough, but you’ve got to admire the Spanish, who just make it into a bank holiday (Kings day).

Am torn, would like to see Austin again, thought he made some good passes, but maybe the new guy could also start.

I don’t think Forster is up to it anymore, would put Austin ahead based on what we seen so far.

We need a universally accepted cutoff point for ‘happy new year’ wishes.

I suggest midnight January 2nd.

That’s cold!

I don’t mean to brag (I do) but I’ve only just turned the heating on for the first time this winter.

I’ve been working hard on my dad bod over Christmas, and I’m now ready to be a DILF.

😂

He gets a local link
He gets a niche link
He gets a homepage link
He gets a PR link

He gets a link that reminds him of the good times

He gets a link that reminds himself of the better times

It’s a Christmas miracle

I did not expect TikTok in Spain vs UK to be so different.

Every other TikTok in the UK has a product being pushed on the sly, like Trojan horse QVC.

😭

Anyone here sat back row at Spurs?

Got tickets for tomorrow, block 501, pretty much last row, wondering if I’ll be able to see 😂

Had that at Wembley once, was like watching figurines from an airplane.

Wow, I was 9!

You were buying online early

14, but still.

On the left, 18 year old Archie Gray, who'll likely start for Spurs tonight, born in 2006.

On the right, my first ever order on Amazon in 2004.

My Amazon account is 2 years older than Archie Gray 👴

Fine I’ll like this over here too.

Helping the in-laws choose a Christmas tree.

😂

I guess the feeling never goes!

At what point do you stop taking unsubscribes personally?

That’s what I use

I use it on mobile but it still crashes unfortunately