The Epstein Class

THE ART OF THE DEAL

There would be a lot of questions about your infowars tote already being answered by your infowars tote.

Boots on the Groundhog Day

Stephen Miller is always just moments away from becoming the fall guy, for you know, reasons.

three transformers are standing next to each other in a cartoon scene Alt: The constructicons transform into a giant robot that says “prepare to meet your doom!”

What’s the worst that could happen?

“Ear surgery” is a randomly specific thing to be mentioned in the article…or do lots of rich people get ear surgery?

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

God willing, all thier assets will be seized.

This picture is pure nightmare fuel.

Seize trump tower and turn it into low income rentals.
Then maybe some retail will actually want to open in the lower levels.

a man in a suit is speaking into a microphone with a wrestler logo on his jacket Alt: Vince McMahon looking dumbfounded (his normal look). It was his brilliant wife, the Secretary of education, that thought AI was A-1

I believe it’s pronounced A - One.

Wasn’t it Judge Luttig that convinced Pence there was no basis for what Trump wanted?

Although maybe if there was it would’ve played out more like South Korea’s martial law attempt, for the better of all society?

Well, a worm did literally eat part of his brain, so…

The richest 10% of Americans own roughly 87% of stocks.

The richest 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.

It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.

a man with curly hair and a beard says and i will strike down upon thee Alt: Part of the Sam Jackson Ezekiel 251:7 monologue from the movie pulp fiction, which is not exactly what that passage says, unbeknownst to many alleged devout Christian nationalists.

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides…”

70 million dumbfucks will believe it as they pay 4.50 a gallon for gas and and their grocery bills are higher.

8 too many, imho.

Unless foreign Dunkin’s still make donuts onsite. In which case there should be 1 on every block, everywhere in the world.

hulk giving a thumbs up with the words i see this as an absolute win behind him Alt: smart hulk gesturing towards himself with the words “i see this as an absolute win”

Me, if I was “trapped” in Europe:

It was inevitable.
Honestly this might be one of least offensive ways since he was at least involved in trying to get this made while he was alive. But it’s still bullshit and creepy af.

I messed that up though, @chucktingle.bsky.social would’ve said “metaphorically pounded by…”

But I guess I was thinking of it as fucking over living actors. 🤷‍♂️

Metaphorically fucked by the AI generated image of a dead actor dressed as a priest?

Exclusive: Pentagon ramps up planning of possible military ops in Cuba Pentagon plans for a possible Cuba operation have accelerated as officials prepare for a potential order from Donald Trump, USA TODAY has learned.

The Anti-War President prepares to invade his third country and/or bomb his eleventh.

In 15 months.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/w...

And they will never know that, because they will never read the Bible.

Happy Wednesday

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.

Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars

The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.

Why aren't we doing this?

But nobody makes sure Americans are educated about what they are voting for either.

Look at the videos of Trump voters saying they love the affordable care act but hate Obama care…

a cartoon character is holding a remote control in front of a building Alt: From The Simpsons, Mr. Burns presses the button to open a giant disc and black out the sun, making everyone dependent on his nuclear power.

The Sun is woke. Not as woke as I hear wind is though.
Also the Sun does actually cause cancer, unlike windmills…why would we want the Sun’s help? I think we should block it out.

He’s right, all those names in the Epstein files…oh wait…