let me tell you what, being in them sucked worse

he was gonna crack the case wide open and expose us filthy t-shirt merchants

remember when Ted wanted everyone’s tax returns?

gasp

maybe now that jony ive is gone, they could make a non-luxury car. i dreaded that thing with him in charge. out-cute the id.buzz, pals.

didn’t you also meet the disney CIA

moonshot: i would personally take volunteers and build a 10 person team to make the finder / dock / interface perfect. there would be pop-up windows. you could choose a color tint per app. your windows would always keep their location. there would be no transparency.

a clickwheel ipod with headphone jack + bluetooth. supports streaming as well as local files. has a phone-grade camera that can sync over wifi. it does not support notifications in any way.

that one weird sad sack

oh shit

snoop has to celebrate hitler’s birthday now

eating the most chaotic breakfast possible* in honor of the lord’s day (4/20)



*2 cool ranch doritos bagels with cucumber dill cream cheese and a yellow red bull

that’s basically his filet-o-fish budget for the rest of his life

It’s a time machine Perhaps someone will get the subtle references in today's page and illuminate the less hip members of the audience. MAN MEN:

New comic: "It’s a time machine" badmachinery.com/comic/2026-0...

it’s good money and good exposure to mortality for a kid

none of these recent converts understand the true power of catholicism – missing fourth grade english class so you can ring bells at a funeral for tips

it’s possible i will only know happiness when i become a fast food mascot

she had that primo epcot location meet and greet, too!

they really tried to make wish happen in the parks a few years ago. bless ‘em.

and here i thought it was the riskiest!! i coulda eaten that sauce

i’m that but for youtube and streamers

thank you for taking us on this journey

(takes bow, slips in french dressing)

finally, a peer group!!

i usually will risk stuff like 2-day room temp pizza, but something held me back today. angels?? space beings?

if i smelled it, i would have just started drinking it. i couldn’t risk it. but it was fresh stuff from takeout and it’s warm today.

successfully talked myself out of eating mayonnaise-based salad dressing that sat out on the counter for 24 hours. please clap

how has this person survived presumably past 18 years of age

man, he is talented

that shit looks great