I'm really sorry, Pewdiepie. I only was trying to pet it. It;s not my fault you had such a weak dog.

I killed Pewdiepie's dog by thre way

i will never stop Parasocially attacking this man

#PoisonlOneyplaysGrandmother

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

Actually-existing Pibbification

when the freaks dm me i usually figure out their Game fairly quickly. But this , to me, is a total mystery. I cannot assess the threat level

now pibby might have ac hance...

I mean, it literally is a homophobic stereotype. The post is hyperbolic in tone, but it's not unreasonable to be upset and disappointed at this sort of thing and its increasing presence.

least hateful and malicious oneyplays fan:

NO MORE FUCKIGN CHARACTER LIMITS!! IM NOT DOING A THREAD!! "THREADS" ARE CAPITULATION!!!

Cool that Bluesky added drafts just in case I need to take a break from writing a post with a maximum of 300 characters

I can't untangle myself from Pibby. Everytime I think I'm out, she pulls me back in.

Not to say employment where payment is contingent on the product's success is unprecedented or always bad, but c'mon dude. It's Pibby fans. You're asking a bunch of kids to do free labor for you! How are you gonna pay them?? I didn't see any kind of minimum age listed in this call!!

I love that the Pibby guy, not letting his dream be deterred, is now asking fans on the internet to help him make his show because he *might* pay them if it's successful. Hilarious and borderline predatory.

The tricky thing is that Tim Heidecker is a very funny person, but Eric Wareheim is kind of a slog

the anthropic principle does not account for the steven universe. more testing is required

“Hello. If you're reading this, it's probably already too late. My life is in mortal danger, and if you've come across this, you probably are as well. I used to be a fan of a web series on YouTube that you might be familiar with, called Epic Rap Battles of History.”

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

"im not ticklish"cels when they bare witness to my goochie goochie goo attack

you really showed that buzzfeed comic artist people made fun of back in 2015. Any more epic zingers bitch?

"there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" what about eating boogers

i've always been smitten by her

arnold schwarzenegger is smiling and making a funny face while wearing a plaid shirt . ALT: arnold schwarzenegger is smiling and making a funny face while wearing a plaid shirt .

tumblr users when someone from southern-eastern Asia says "by Allah" on television

Crazy how many people seem to find Muslims saying the word "Allah" in the most casual of contexts is comedy gold. It's literally analogous to saying "oh my god" or something. I'm pretty sure it's just racism and islamophobia

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