I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but ...

An incredible read. Please join me in being a complete fucking killjoy about this stupid series / franchise / cultural icon until I finally pass from this mortal coil
defector.com/its-time-to-...

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Cover art featuring Dahlia, an infernal monstergirl cleric, and Nil, a goblin witch. They are standing in a rocky basalt stone path with some red moss overgrowth. Dahlia is looking exciting and jumping — holding an ornate skull. Nil is looking not amused with a book open. Both of them are pretty thicc. Behind them is a bunch of various villains. Behind them is a mountainous terrain with the remains of marbleized deities. They get much larger the more distant they are. There’s a backdrop of a sunsetting clouds that open up to space

A whole world full of villains

#wbn | #myart | #dahlia | #nil

“I dislike social commentary. Like… I really hate it. When I’m reading a book, I just want to be entertained, not preached at by the author. Plus, it ruins the wonder of the story if I know the author has a political or social axe to grind. I no longer speculate about all possible outcomes of the story because I know for a fact that the universe of that book will conspire to ensure that the author’s political agenda is validated. I hate that,” Weir said. “I put no politics or social commentary into my stories at all. Anyone who thinks they see something like that is reading it in on their own. I have no point to make, and I’m not trying to affect the reader’s opinion on anything. My sole job is to entertain, and I stick to that.” “For instance, as a lifelong Star Trek fan, it’s always bothered me that there is a presumed ‘responsibility’ within Star Trek shows to talk about social issues,” the writer added. “I just want to watch Romulans and the Federation shoot at each other.”

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb

gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

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after scott adams died nobody took over trimming dilbert's tie and it grew right up through the soft palate into his brain

I sincerely think that anyone streaming on Kick should be preemptively arrested for battery Minority Report style

A computer industry pin, with the text "I'VE GOT A FOOT-FETISH" and underneath it "For the new Honeywell Mouse", and a drawing of a beige 1980s computer mouse

Good morning to everyone except the worst computer industry promotional pin.

read the news today

Strong Bad talks about drinks (Poker Night) #b3d #blender #Pokernight #PokerNightAtTheInventory #TF2 #SamandMax #TeamFortress2 #homestarrunner

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

I am actually in favor of augmented reality, just so we can see a permanent badge hovering over someones head for each obvious tech grift they fell for and boosted.

Well this is just great 🤦 Say hello to Trump's new Treasury Secretary

@cwtycho.penny-arcade.com rummaging through the archives for a specific reason

Another fun fact: 2.4 GHz is the global industrial, scientific, and medical band. It’s free to use for everyone. That’s why WiFi, BT, and 99% of all wireless mice use it. Other ISM bands like 915 MHz, 433MHz, and 868 MHz all have varying restrictions depending on the area. So everyone uses 2.4GHz.

Becoming a culture war guy but only about this and no one can tell what the hell I’m even angry about

Mwroah

Fun fact. USB 3.0 operates around 2.4ghz.

Logitech dongles? Also 2.4 GHz. That’s why it has issues.

This industry.

I mean, yes, all industries.

But this industry.

I had to

I’m in the US military and I’m about to make a fortune betting against me surviving a drone strike. The other gamblers don’t know how slow I run

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am

Stanley Two Trucks U-Haul says hello to a fellow Stanley.

What happened??

Article content: Mamdani radically altering how homeless encampments are dealt with, especially given the historic cold winter, changing hands from the police to homeless outreach and turning it into a softer process that takes weeks instead

Article headline: MAMDANI RESUMES CLEARING HOMELESS CAMPS