Pic of a hand holding a cellphone that's so hot it has buckled. Caption reads "If you're hot, they're hot. Put them in the pool."

"Take it to Bluesky, X is for the REAL pedophiles" lmao

X makes it 1,900 percent more expensive to post links For Techmeme, the price hike has forced a major change.

It now costs $0.20 when a link is posted, up from $0.01.

It's Blue Sky🎶
Woah-oh-oh-oh🎶
You have the power to make new friends🎶

sometimes we get a lil high and go on the iinternet

Young me would be very excited to see such a high blue:other ratio

I hate this casual bigotry shit so much

yiiiikes

Simpsons bullies and camp administrator eating grand feast, while toasting and saying "Gentlemen, to evil."

The next administration must make clear that any immigrant, refugee, or asylum seeker wrongly deported, exiled, or otherwise mistreated by this administration will be readmitted with an expedited path to citizenship. Send a plane to get them.

We can't undo the damage. But we can do something.

Strip Law's really cool about that sorta thing.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oscar Isaac struggled with 'Beef.' So he turned to 'Frankenstein' for help

Your 5 year old nephew telling you a story

Millennials are ruining the cocaine industry

Key evidence disappears from Tesla involved in bizarre crash The network card that stores and transmits crash data to Tesla's servers was physically removed from a Tesla Model Y involved in a violent 90 km/h crash in Bergen, Norway.

you might be surprised by how often Tesla's data recording systems randomly break, fail to function properly, go missing, or are otherwise mysteriously unable to perform their functions precisely when they are needed most

then again, you might not be surprised at all

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Weird how seemingly everyone in and around power has some kind of investing connection to Epstein, I'm sure it's just a coincidence

Mr. Speaker we’re actually not saying oligarchs anymore, it was decided the vocabulary was too advanced

It's getting really, really easy to intuit the last few things he's thought about, yeah.

It’s critical to note that this clip should be taken as evidence that Trump is (obviously) taking cuts of the funds being used to build his new white house ballroom, the arc, etc

Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.

Not having your troops vaccinated before a ground invasion and occupation during the height of Iranian summer is some 4d chess shit

Tucker Carlson: I'II be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We're implicated in this. I misled people.

It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.

snoopy on top of his doghouse with a typewriter, banging on the keyboard with an annoyed expression

leaving an angry reply

Author @gilduran.com was just banned from “free speech absolutist” twitter for criticizing the Palantir CEO’s manifesto— so here’s his upcoming book: www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...

(Everyone knows my kid's mom is a racist lunatic) He can't make friends because of all the foreigners!!

paternal joy is cool actually

LEAF BLOWER MAN Hobby? Obsession? Listen to him all day and try to figure it out!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If he meant any of this he'd just retire from commentary because that's the only rational response to getting it this wrong, but instead he's just gonna endorse Vance next year because of under-the-hood articles about how he opposed the war