you’d think at some point they’d learn to stop taking their shirt off. spurs going down

making my employee listen to crowbar until they like it

younger person I recently became friendly with just followed me on ig so I lurked because I really wasn’t sure how much younger they were. I was in jail the day they graduated high school lol

can you imagine what polling would look like if democrats were brave enough to run on locking up every single one of these pigs

A big good really good pepperoni pizza that looks really good and has some basil on it too and it has a nice toasty crust and it looks really good

🌝

compared to me jay z is lazy

cursed ass fortune cookie we will never see heaven

it IS called football

At least that guy might get to cut his hair soon because I don’t like looking at it

dragusin lol

arc raiders has become completely unplayable in the last 48 hours, sad to see

love watching xavi just walk around the pitch for forty minutes hahaa

I’d maybe pick up the ones who have murdered people as well

Local chuds had a fucking meltdown, I had a fun time online

dunk and egg show good

Something jarring about seeing peanut butter and chocolate in the same candy bar.

I hear a lot about the gen z stare but I’d say about 60% of people that I welcome into the shop just straight up do not respond. age doesn’t seem to matter

I’ve got people in my ear shouting, “that’s insane! you can’t cut a pizza like that! it’s not right!” to which I say: try to stop me, cowards.

one of the few bad things about being tall is that everybody is just looking straight up your nose so you have to be extra booger vigilant

???

Anyway I made this pizza with brussels sprouts, garlic confit, bacon, and hot honey

not to be a downer on the tl but things are very hard and I am alone and I just keep going because I don’t know what else to do and my mom would be really sad if I died

it’s called marketing

backbenchpizza.com

Pizza pie with delicata squash, caramelized onion, and fried sage

damn i gotta get to the pictures lol hell yeah