A St George's flag with a collage of stereotypical British things, overlayed by text that reads "Cool England fact, it sucks"

Happy St George's day, being patriotic is for losers 🥰

The Lionel Hutz business card gag from The Simpsons where he adds punctuation to get out of any of his promises

RFK* not a day goes by that I don't contribute to society by fucking up initials or an acronym.

This is partly a response to all the FRK bullshit but also y'know just evergreen.

A reminder that if you exist you contribute to society. Make weird art? Recommend books? Comfort sad friends? Bake? Have conversations? Grow plants? Make someone smile? Use your imagination? Post memes? Literally just live and breathe? Simply exist? You contribute to society. By default.

The UK disgusts me a little more every day.

There is absolutely nothing a prolonged legal campaign by sick bigots can do to stop me standing for trans women. There's not a ruling on this earth that can make me see you as anything but women. I love you and you're not alone.

A seal saying l'egg

For vaguely ADHD reasons you immediately reminded me of this legend so thank you for that

Grilliam Maw sounds like an absolutely unhinged D&D character to be fair

Soft pink magnolia flowers blooming on a tree, with a blue sky in the background.

Also I know I haven't been here in a while. I had big plans to post about books and being politically engaged and all the stuff you promise yourself you'll do.

I didn't, because my brain is bad and the world is a lot.

Anyway, here's a nice photo for the three people who like my posts 💕

I moved it right to the back of my apps (I have a lot of apps) so it's easily five swipes of my phone screen away...

It's been months and I keep doing the same damn thing

A text exchange where I say the new sandwich grill is called Grilliam and my wife attempts to stifle my creative genius by saying it is NOT.

She is not happy with me naming the new sandwich press 😌

Four screenshots from news publications. Two documenting Rachel Reeves and Labour's budget putting 2.2 billion pounds into the defence budget and highlighting drones and lasers, and two showing statistics of record numbers of child poverty in the UK and 250,000 families being pushed into poverty.

Yeah

The Vincent and the Doctor episode of Dr Who except I just bring Franz Kafka forward in time to show him the memes of Gregor Samsa as a bug with giant tits.

And engineering 🙄 I can't even be trusted with an acronym

A cute robot pin badge with a battery design on his front containing LED lights that can be adjusted from green through to red.

Check out my friend's project over at steamengineers.co.uk where they are working to make science, technology, art and maths accessible to all. You can buy your own Spoonbot pin - which has LED lights to indicate energy/pain/social levels, find free instructions, and access numerous free resources!

When air frying is cheaper than the oven-

When air frying isn't cheaper than the oven-

Air frying is the same as the oven-

682 ways to cook things in the air fryer which also might be dangerous and explode-

Pls shut up I am simply trying to put the potato in the extra loud crisping machine 😭

Digital drawing of fabric with uneven patches and stitches, with text that reads "Keir Starmer hates the poor" in the middle.

I'm no artist, but I had the urge to stitch something out of scraps and repairs, and to make some kind of statement. My hands are too sore though, so I drew it instead. It'll do.

Me realising fairly recently that Pepsi is called Pepsi because it was advertised as a digestion aid

That's a great idea, I'll have a look around. Thanks!

Oh yeah, that does not sound fun! I'm on older episodes of You Are Good because I just want to hear nice people talk about movies

It's great! It has real personality 💕 I've always wanted to try pottery but it's not exactly one you can just dabble in without equipment 😅 excited to see what else you make

I'm here to find out what your brain settled on

I always look forward to seeing what mug you're using today. I love this one!

society: *hands me a gender* me: ah... *places it gingerly on the ground* no thank you

Whatsapp messages from me talking about how hippos have very little body fat, a photo of a representation of how hippos are all muscle mass, and some indignation about the song Big & Chunky from the movie Madagascar 2

When you message me before 9am but I've been awake for a while just 𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖙𝖚𝖋𝖋.

40 years old but I can finally buy hummus goddammit

I wish I could go back in time and tell past me

that it'll take a while

but one day you'll have to rearrange the fridge to fit all the groceries in

"your eyebrows are looking very prominent tonight"

- my boyfriend, trying to give me a compliment apparently.