yea you better take a time out

the real "new world order" is just lazily rebranded patriarchy! @bencollins.bsky.social !!

you do NOT under any circumstances have to hand it to late-70's/early-80's decor. if you watch The French Connection and think it looks good, there's an 80% chance it's because you have glaucoma.

no kidding; if this SCOTUS reporter thing doesn't work out for Sara, she could get a job writing the blithe nothings of text that appear on doormats and walmart throw-pillows

oh so *this* is where the blood-smelling discourse originated, i should have known

I enjoy the ease with which "Tom Dumb-Dumb" rolls off the tongue. If he keeps this up I'm going to use reddit to ruin the SEO of his name.

I have a question. How many men teaching at ivy league universities are as potato-on-the-floor dumb as this fucking guy? Seems like a bigger problem than getting tsked for using racist expressions to describe your co-workers' behavior, but maybe i'm the dumb one...

i find it deeply disturbing the speed with which British culture trailer-trashed itself

HBO remake of Tales From the Crypt WHEN?

until they make a sasquatch that can break the sound barrier it doesn't make sense for them to have that mascot. they're the supersonics. they can have a plane or a missile.

Plenty of criticism on the right of the #SCOTUS leaker and the Times’s reporting, but has anyone actually responded to the argument that Roberts’s assessment of “irreparable harm” and his refusal to balance the equities is completely inconsistent with his subsequent behavior in all the Trump cases?

he clearly needs more child's blood guys

I know you said it's not time to cheap out, but 4 Locos would make a certain sense here in honor of the fact that our first 4 off the bench are better than San Antonios, just food 4 thot 🫡

i'd love to see it get lower

...and by yesterday I of course mean last month lol.

Anyway, looking forward to you getting absolutely bodied in this senate race, ya immoral fucking clown

Here's a video Haley recorded for AIPAC just yesterday:

bsky.app/profile/alex...

Hi Haley, just wondering if you had fun getting loudly booed today by democratic voters at the senate candidate forum over your support for Israel's campaign of genocide?

You don't have to use this movement's deliberately misleading terminology ("school choice"), and in fact doing so obscures more than it informs your audience.

i'm sorry but cory booker is a garbage orator and anyone who says otherwise is dumb and wrong.

he has two modes: Mr. Rogers' neighbor and angry Ned Flanders.

your account sucks ass bro

btw, this post is a fine example of why your son sucks

just here to say fuck google 🙂

I keep hearing people say that Andy Beshear *isn't* a fucking idiot and it's honestly confounding

he's trying to fill the hole in his heart that was left by his piece-of-shit adopted father (his actual grandfather) who didn't love him w/a career, and since that has never ever worked, and since he doesn't believe in therapy...here we are.

routers & vegetable shortening!

disassociated press ass post

"liberals" is just a catchall in his own mind describing his myriad insecurities

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

super bad omen for los knicks :(

so it's Closeted Nazi vs. Lead-Poisoned Boomer, great work Maine 👌