i will defend my soul

i have to reenter the belly of the beast on monday

i'm really excited for the new truck violence album, but admittedly i'm also just really excited to tell people i like a band called truck violence

(distant screaming)

(to the tune of "aqualung")
🎼 pooping in the airport

capped off my week of not sleeping so good in a pile of beautiful blonde girls, all of us audibly digesting whiskey and beef

i have gotten three discrete people in the hotel bed my work paid for, which is a record

i need my band's album to come out already, i've been listening to rough mixes for months and it's waiting on weird little things at this point

oh no for sure it's crazy; this is the only place where a rat the size of a baby has crawled over my foot on two discrete occasions, and I don't even live here but I still go to bat for Da Big Apple

I feel like part of loving any city is deciding that the parts that suck are Cool, Actually

oh god cis men like it too :(

you won't believe what happened next!!! nothing

saltpepperketchup

whoa the exact same thing happened to me

cis women love when i wear lipstick

evening plans: flagging at margaritaville

watching in anguish as i become one of those insufferable bicoastal bisexuals

turns out that if my normal life is suspended and I can't play music or hang out with my bg or gf I just go see movies every night

might fuck around go to my third movie this week

hell yeah

i did, but i ascribe less importance to eclipses than you'd think

beef

that thing where you're at the forest rave and you walk off to pee and come across a vista that takes your breath (and piss) away

kinda drunk AMA

oh fuck yes

or would that be letting the time zone win

huh based on how i feel today maybe tonight i should go to sleep before 2

the one thing that could tempt me to blow up my life and move to new york

saltpepperketchup

it honestly made me feel more virtuous by comparison! there is something about appreciating art from within a hostile crowd