Yup. Ajax fights grease (Greece).

Pa. court recognizes ‘reproductive autonomy’ as a right, strikes down ban on public funding for abortion In a 4-3 ruling, the Commonwealth Court found that abortion access is a fundamental right guaranteed by the Pennsylvania Constitution.

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I'd say it's closer to a dozen Dem Senators, but otherwise I agree. It's also pretty frustrating that a good chunk of that dead weight is squatting on safe seats.

irrationally hangry
screaming at food for showing up late

Exactly as the post said, by Mike's photos of beavers on Instagram.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a beautiful unbothered beaver and you as an impotently hissing goose

Good Manners

Death doula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a RIP, I’ll bring it to ya

not many people know this but lois lane has a cousin named life in the fast

i vetted this to make sure it wasn’t ai so you could enjoy it fully

April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? Smallpox, genocide, buggery, an unhealthy fascination with salted cod, etc…

TGITVATLOST, amirite?

she’s all that movie poster but the name is changed to she’s all thatch and rachel leigh cook’s character is replaced with thatch

Desperate times call for Desperate Living

*50% of the vote in 2024*, which is around 30% of eligible voters and only 22% of the US population.
That's still too many, but inflating the numbers just strengthens their bullshit "mandate" narrative.

Printed Fish with Raw Food

Binoculars with sausage and tomato

Not sure if I ever introduced Bluesky to the terrible autotranslations of Swedish & Norwegian foodstuffs and recipes. Here’s a few of my favourites.

peace out: pears, grapes.

She knows what she likes. She likes hentai.

My large mutant son Snaxon just ordered a hamburger and chicken nuggets at La Tour d'Argent and the waiter shot him with a tranquilizer dart and sold him to the circus

cactus with new, red, horny protrusions

so hot this week the cacti are doing their freak shit

I was a bit surprised that Texas ended up with frito pie and not prairie oysters (arguably weirder) but maybe they didn't want balls *almost* touching on the map?

me: sure is nice to not have a long tube for a mouth
my moth buddy Proboscis James: (angrily sucking up nectar)

They Might Be Giants - Dinner Bell YouTube video by jamzftwneverdies

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In Texas, early primaries leave time for runoff elections - they're required when no candidate gets at least 50% of the vote (and happen more often than not).
The fact that it *also* suppresses turnout is just a convenient bonus for the state GOP.

A photo in an Ikea store showing the 'Skubb' display. The text has been changed to the lyrics from No Scrubs by TLC.

Even funnier if he asked for their size and they inflated the number.

Frankly, we already don't have enough skilled staff (doctors/nurses/allied health) to support our population. Closing rural hospitals *would* be pretty efficient way to mitigate the worst outcomes of the staffing shortage.

me: wanna come over for dinner at my place?

guest: what are you making?

me: chicken a la superfund site

Giant snake on an info panel about to eat a screaming child

The Museum of Scotland using small children in size comparison info panels is absolutely sending me.

I'm distantly related to Albert Schweizer*.

*from what I gather, Schweizer is/was a fairly common surname where my family is from (Alsace-Lorraine), so I might just be distantly related to one or more perfectly nice but completely ordinary dudes who just happen to be named Albert Schweizer.