I am an expat living in the UK for the past 20 years. Often get mistaken for Canadian. I used to correct them. I don't any longer

It's actually only been in February since 2002 and until very recently was the first Sunday in Feb.

Impeccable timing

One of these days I'm going to intentionally close an overhead bin that is empty, just so those people will actually find a welcome surprise for once when they do open it.

Gotta build a barricade for when they inevitably come to break down the door

Wait, more than 2 weeks? Is that allowed???

Thanks for (not) sharing

Gandhi

The Last Emperor

Sing a Song - The Carpenters

But when are we going to golf if we are always working?

This is a guy who lives for revenge. He's investigating political opponents and journalists. Why have we not heard ONE SINGLE WORD about any investigation into the "shooter"???

Or, and I'm just spitballing here, maybe everyone only goes to games in Canada and Mexico?

Reminds of the Robin Williams bit where he says "Stop, or we'll say stop again"

Should we stop writing click bait articles and headlines at the NY Times? Most intelligent humans say yes, it's about time.

But I was intrigued...

It's extraordinarily clear that he has no clue what he's signing.

Is this kitty wrong? 😹

Elon. Elon talks like this.

We know he is a vindictive man and forgets not even the smallest slight. How is it we have NEVER heard a single word about the shooter or any ongoing investigations? Hmm.

When I was a boy, the Dodgers were my team. No longer. Dead to me.

Rabbit hunting is bad for the game

Not all heroes wear capes.

Cory Booker is the hero we never knew we wanted but always needed. More like him!

This man is a hero. We need more heroes.

This man is amazing. More like him please!

Oh Mickey by Toni Basil. Never should have existed in this universe.

Distinct lack of burrito

Realising opponent actually had more chips than you and you are out of the tournament

Clustermusk

Waaaaaay before, sure Jan

Imagine buying the worst looking car ever made and then thinking "nope, I can make it even dumber than that"