so what'd i miss.

that's oomf🙂‍↕️

kyoro getting a belly rub :3
#seals #sealsky #sealbsky

a particularly healthy and round baikal seal is seemingly stuck to the ceiling (fear not dear alt-text reader, I have simply turned the image by 180°)

do not question my methods

his cones

neil the seal is clutching onto his two favorite bright orange traffic cones. he seems quite content laying with them in the middle of the road.

I just wish there was a dual posting feature cause I'm lazy

Thursday vibes

Grey seal hauled out on seaweedy rocks, lifting a “paw”.

Grey seal friend from Dun Laoghaire West Pier #nature #ireland

Flug, looking tragically sad with "..?" next to them

An old man took his phone to a repair shop, Repairer: your phone is broken but dw I can fix it bro Old Man with tears in his eyes said: thank you bro

you wouldn't parrot disinformation to the masses alice, would you?

photo of jerma985 with flug edited in, being held by the neck (not safe!)

CAN YOU HEAR THE LISA
CAN YOU SEE THE MARGE
CAN YOU FIX THE HOMER
CAN YOU FEEL MY BART

#blocked

do you have me friended on steam

does this to you

Anyone else here like to snap their bones in half when they're bored #bonetwt

AN ARCHETYPE.... I MUST FIT INTO AN ARCHETYPE....

does it cost muney

big chillin

is this true

I can't believe king Agu is living in such riches while the rest of sealkind lives like this, covered in poop. We need to storm the basealle

my lawyers will be in touch.

how fucking DARE you