Luka, a yellow lab mix, lounging on the couch. Shes looking hella chill.

if someone wants to add sunglasses and a beer to this photo, you have my permission

the scene at the northern virginia democrats' redistricting party is wild. as balloons and streamers fall, party members are rolling their eyes back in their heads and levitating in a circle as chants of "blood. blood. blood" echo through the auditorium. it's exciting to see the base this fired up

Mortarion is objectively funny

A thing I love about 40k is a character will deliver the most stirring, emotional human, empathetic speeches about the sanctity of life and liberty which is immediately undercut when you remember how they flew their flagship into a hive city three pages ago, killing billions.

Releasing the minions into the 40k verse and watching them be paralysed by choice.

Fable’s really the only one I care about. All the games I play with replay value (Deep Rock Galactic, Sea of Thieves, Fallout 76, etc) I now own.

No amount of 'introspection' and 'penance' will ever be enough for Tucker Carlson to not be in the front of the line for the contraption.

The man is party to every single gain by Fascism in the 21st century.

There are few w/ more direct impact

And fewer w/ less remorse for their part in it.

Poor Stantler

“I’d have voted for Obama a third time if I could” from “get out”

I’d vote for Kamala’s 3rd failed presidential bid if I could

The damage is already done for me. I’ve already purchased the games on sale that kept me coming back to gamepass so there’s not much of an incentive for me to come back.

it’s so funny that the drunk tv host in charge of the military is like “real warriors don’t need vaccines” when all the greatest generals in history would have done anything for a jab that kept their armies safe from disease

the only picture you'll ever need when explaining "sea lions are what happened when bears decided they wanted to play in the ocean as a full time job"

Spike Lee courtside at the Garden rocking a Pope Leo jersey is a full‑body chef’s kiss, plated and served.

I can’t get over the image of the Dark Angels Weekend at Bernie’s-ing the Lion by putting him in a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses, and a lawn chair on the Rock’s front porch

Alex Jones seems to be taking the news well

I love that they show him in an apron, cutting an onion

Classic posts in which The Cybersmith confuses Vienna and Venice but learns his mistake via the Doctor Who wiki

It's important to teach the classics

Two Mourning Doves at a bird feeder with a built-in camera. One dove is in profile, very close to the camera, and appears to be looking at it, and the other dove is further back, but also looks like it’s staring straight into the lens.

These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.

#⏰🐘🧵

Tahiti

I’m so glad people celebrate his entire body of work and not just one particular post

Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social New asshole to block. Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social - 9m These guys already want us dead and have every intention of holding on through violence. And Caesar crossed the Rubicon because he was a criminal who kept repeatedly committing crimes and needed his military impunity to get away with it. Rome's mistake was not knifing him before he got a legion. TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social • 14m What do you think the end result of rhetoric like this will be for your side? "Hey, just so you know, the moment you relinquish power to us, we'll kill or incarcerate you. Now, please relinquish power to us." This is why Caesar crossed the Rubicon. He would return to Rome as conquerer or prisoner. Ф 3 • 10 •.. TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social - 7m Caesar was based and redpilled, and the small, petty, leftist scum who killed him are remembered only as traitors, cautionary tales of sin. So will you be. 01 Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social LMAO get rekt MAGA scum. You're about to watch Dear Leader blow up his regime thru sheer idiocy, and then you're going to watch a number of your based redpilled senpais who actually committed murders face capital trials, and lose. You should crawl back to Xitter while Elon still has his freedom.

Blue MAGA has discovered the cybersmith and: lol, lmao

If the pain box from Dune existed in present times on earth at least one person would have stuck their dick into it

A weed pipe cut from a strawberry

RETVRN

you gotta find the people in your life that make you feel like you have a full $20 to spend at the scholastic book fair

Looks like someone already woke up the Snorlax

come on man.

Lee Cronin < Leek Ronin

Playing through LeafGreen for the first time in decades and doing the nugget bridge exploit has me experience something playing pokemon ive never experienced before: guilt.

That poor Rattata