may or may not have accidentally drank a spiderweb do you still think i'm hot

hey i ate all the croutons and cheese in your salad do you want all these leaves back

ovi you fuckin did the damn thing

need to stop saying "a cigarette" whenever someone asks me what i'm craving for dinner or whatever i quit like 8 years ago but

Collision warning sounds in cockpit of Delta plane due to close call with Air Force jet near Reagan National Airport | CNN A close call between a Delta Air Lines Airbus A319 taking off from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport and a US Air Force T-38 jet, often used by the military for training, sounded alarms in the...

bring woke back www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/u...

"remember you are one" the substance [handshake] severance

severance s2 finale where everything is the same except mark squeaks like a chew toy when drummond punches him in the face

adam scott as mark scout in severance s2e10, covered in blood, holding a gun while yelling "no! no, fuck you! fuck you!"

severance prestige television

give gemma a gun

gemma scout has suffered more than jesus christ

a little hit to take the edge off

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

drafting resignation letters just to feel something

we've progressed past the need for more ted lasso actually

boss asked me how i was doing and i said i was thinking of growing a mullet again and all coworkers gave a knowing sympathetic nod

Well at least we tried our worst

Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station

one thing about harmony cobel is my girl be driving, anyway, here's vroom vroom by charli xcx

harmony cobel the woman in stem you are

come and take it (astm f136 titanium)

anyway in other news i got my septum to 12g and my lobes to 4g these are the small sexy victories i'm riding high on

what is kier's plan to tame the shit and piss tempers

the severance subreddit is a fascinating study on people who watch tv shows with their eyes and ears closed

Demi Moore can still win if she takes Pennsylvania

screenshot of post from the r/PWHL subreddit titled "top 10 right wingers"

had to remind myself this was hockey related but also that it's hockey related

fall in love again and again at the combination lumon blood drive, lumon fertility clinic, eagan emporium, lumon pd, and lumon staged death and kidnapping

this most important plot point of severance is that half of it takes place within keanu reeves

a big sandwich might be life changing

stretch so good it reopens your incisions