Regime change there or here?

I don't know what this refers to, and it's going to haunt me.

Bookmarking this so I can give you props in two years or less.

I've been binging For All Mankind so I'm every bit as informed about geopolitical issues as I need to be, thanks.

That's clearly the globally recognized gesture for "rag it."

Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

Also: Yay! Spain!

The commercials really turned me off bc it looked like a feel-good deus ex machina story about the climate crisis, but I'm told that's not correct.

Ah, thank you. And good - I'm glad the real Keanu didn't milkshake duck on us. (And yes, for the record, I know that I don't actually know him.)

Wait - did Keanu Reeves do something? Or is he just a generic example?

Evidence is mounting that I should see Project Hail Mary.

I know, I know, it's all bad faith. But even as bad faith arguments go, this one is bananapants.

This is an insane question. It would be unimaginably stupid to let US citizenship hinge on whether another country tried to claim someone. Why would Iran, for example, not simply declare that all babies (or all babies they consider desirable, by whatever criteria) are granted Iranian citizenship?

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One aspiring doctor in Peru: www.kiva.org/invitedby/_e...

And one lady in Tajikistan who just needs a washing machine: www.kiva.org/invitedby/_e...

Remind me tomorrow? I'm in bed trying to exit the internet for the nightz

It's so so so good

It's impossible to know!

do not use if outer seal is damaged or broken

Art.

Are you ready for some big ball chunky?

Ice Pube

Really testing my desire to consume absolutely everything involving Bella Ramsey and/or Brett Goldstein.

Is Blue Heelers an Aussie thing?

I mean, Jack Black is the star of the movie, so the band is a natural fit

If I were to get a sudden burst of energy now, I'd get educated enough to tilt at some healthcare windmills (starting with mammograms requiring prescriptions, which makes me incandescently angry). But tbh these days I need to be content with just putting one foot in front of the other.

ARA
(Always Read Acha)

Thank you so much for this, Acha. It's legitimately a boon for my mental health in ways that would be too cringe to describe. And thank you for continuing to fight the fight!

I want to make a movie where all the worst criminals in supermax need to be moved at the same time, and everything goes exactly according to plan.

Rent-free for nearly two years now