iPhone users - here’s my current favourite shortcut. Brings up every photo/video you made on this day every year and lets you select them for deletion. Great for spring cleaning and a little trip down memory lane!
www.icloud.com/shortcuts/03...
(Celcius not Fahrenheit obv)
I did a marathon last week in 0-3 degrees with wind chill in a vest and shorts and still sweated my tits off
Handsome! Happy Birthday!
This took a good twenty minutes to post because my Face ID had no idea who the fuck I was.
The dressing room/the mug
Peak irony
I’ve had that pretty little baby song in my head all morning except because I only know two lines it’s segueing into don’t call me baby by Madison Avenue and it’s a bop I fear
Where has he been and how do we make him go back there
Yeah I hope so. I just wish those who are ostensibly trying to change things from within while they can were.. y’know.. doing that.
I guess that’s true.
At this point can’t believe more Labour MPs haven’t switched to Green tbh. It’s almost as if they never represented Labours original values in the first place.
My parents in bed the day I came out:
Manifesting summer
Just gave a very polite ‘after you 😊’ to some old biddy getting on the bus, to which she replied ‘YES, after me’ and hit me on the shin with her cane.
So I guess my question is how’s that assisted dying bill coming along?
POV: you’re trawling on Brixton Hill and catch a merman.
Ilhan:
Zack annihilating the right in interviews
vs
Zack offered a pastry treat
You know what? Fair.
Ohhh it gets so good though
Chocolate with nothing else added. So boring.
Not my bedroom btw don’t come for me about the mess
The outfit / the fragrance
This feels like a good time to say that there has NEVER been a good Moira Rose impression, and anyone thinking about bringing theirs back today, NOT THE TIME.
Bathtime for Frankie ft. bombastic side eye, Fiddler on the Roof and Claudia Winkleman
These are people who are ‘proudly woke’, pronouns in bio etc, mind you.
A m/m couple I know really well (and who know me!) decided to make a whole carousel on Insta the other day about their ‘magical, bucket list visit’ to the HP studios the other day, with photos of them in full robes, talking about how they were proud Gryffindors etc. I didn’t even know how to react.
The tubes would rise and I would just be a mass of mangled flesh on the platform with no explanation. Just ripped apart by pure apathy.
